I'm still waiting for ô_O.

The French translation is really good, expect for "septième année". That's not how we label school years in France, and I have no clue what "seventh grade" mean. How old are you in seventh grade?

That ladybug isn't citing any source, so I remain unconvinced.

Free health care and medical/psychological staff are there for me.

Well, aren't you technically drowning at that moment?

In which dystopian society does one lose a job for being 20 minutes late once? Then again, it's hard to trust anything she says after the police's response. But still, does that actually happen?

If that's speed she'll be fine. It's just powdered Adderall.

They're common in the Netherlands. I know a few students who lived in some. Apparently, despite being metallic, sound and thermal insulation isn't too bad. And yes, there are stairs in the back.

Does it actually require knowledge of christian mythology?

I don't get it. What's the context?

It's extremely common in France.

In my school, you've got to write in LaTeX.

What? It's attached to the wall? How do you wash your butt without a removable shower head?

Bullshit. It's just a gas+dust cloud. Indeed, if it were devoid of anything, then it would be see-through, not black. This specific cloud is Barnard 68, about 500 ly distant and 0.5 ly in diameter. That very photo is on the wikipedia page for "molecular cloud".
These clouds are opaque because dust blocks visible light. Look at the same cloud in infrared or submillimetric and you'll see it's full of baby stars.

Father's what?

2.28 € on AliExpress. Search for Silicone self adhesive bra.

The Detroit police say it never happened. Fake news. Fun, though!