Niriel

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Which is which? 13 comments
niriel · 7 years ago
I'm talking about slight trends over millennia, most of which happened before tools were invented. I've been trying to dig up the article I read on the subject fifteen years ago but no luck so far; I'll ask some friends.
take ur exposure and shove it alll the way up ur butt 8 comments
niriel · 7 years ago
Then again, isn't it weird that we can find free code all over the place, but barely any free art? Devs are pushing their entire hard drives to GitHub, sharing solutions on StackOverflow, while artists are sitting on their work.
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I really hope we get to see more of this 51 comments
niriel · 7 years ago
Patient's what?
Men in comedy 3 comments
niriel · 7 years ago
Jokes are way funnier when they're told by a black Jewish lesbian, it's a fact.
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Asian parents! 3 comments
niriel · 7 years ago
My mom was pretending to commit suicide, or just suddenly die, in front of me just to see if I cared. I was six, it went on for years. I never stopped caring, I just started hoping she would stop pretending.
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What kind of bird is this ?! 11 comments
niriel · 7 years ago
Leviticus 11:13. From bats, to flying squirrels, to squirrels...
What kind of bird is this ?! 11 comments
niriel · 7 years ago
its*
I would definitively live here 6 comments
niriel · 7 years ago
I've stayed in a place like that in French Guinea. Less fancy of course. The ceiling was completely covered in spiderwebs, and spiders. Sweet dreams.
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"Working hard" 4 comments
niriel · 7 years ago
Baseball player is working hard. Other humans not so much.
Short story 5 comments
niriel · 7 years ago
You homo habilis with your fancy sharp stones! Back to the trees!
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A complete star 3 comments
niriel · 7 years ago
Take that, globe-earthers.
Why are we not funding this? 21 comments
niriel · 7 years ago
Too bad it's totally impossible to implement a "Fast Forward" feature. Kerbal Space Program and its accurate Newtonian 2-bodies physics has been boring its players to death for years. Oh wait, no.
Why are we not funding this? 21 comments
niriel · 7 years ago
Scientific accuracy is so boring that modders write plugins for Kerbal Space Program in order to introduce better aerodynamics physics (lift, heating...), better life support models, 1:1 scale solar systems, 3-body physics... I guess they're doing all that without having fun at all. And people who download and install these mods do so while crying in pain. Nobody in their right mind would ever find the real world interesting, and simulations of it entertaining.
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Why are we not funding this? 21 comments
niriel · 7 years ago
Yeah, because NMS is tooootally about scientific accuracy, sure. Not all space games are the same. Look at Elite, Kerbal Space Program, or Eve: different levels of realism. There is room for more.
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*insert comeback gif* 8 comments
niriel · 7 years ago
What. Are these people famous or something? I don't get it.
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Pretty accurate 11 comments
niriel · 7 years ago
And what can we do when our city outlaws English spell checkers?
Which is which? 13 comments
niriel · 7 years ago
Natural selection actually causes that. Babies that obviously look nothing like their fathers don't get to grow up and reproduce. So, bland babies are allowed to live and spread their bland-at-birth genes. Wait a few hundred millennia and you've got today's situation, even in a civilized world.
Probably there would be alot of depressing names 7 comments
niriel · 7 years ago
I was 18 eighteen years ago; I'm a very different person now. We should change our names every 18 years.
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Parenting tip 3 comments
niriel · 7 years ago
Why would your neighbors know your WiFi password? Are those that easy to find?
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Some deep sh*t 8 comments
niriel · 7 years ago
In France, we use pens and cursive from the very beginning. Ball pens from age 5, fountain pens mandatory in high school. I used pencils only to draw graphs and figures.
Affection can't be hidden 6 comments
niriel · 7 years ago
Or I forgot? It was a while ago. I'll look that up on imdb.
Affection can't be hidden 6 comments
niriel · 7 years ago
Which series is this? I've watched Arrow but Kara wasn't in it.
Made a new friend at work, but not really 2 comments
niriel · 7 years ago
The real reason is "I don't hang out with people who have such a low confidence in their reading ability".
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(pssssst. this guy is gay.) 4 comments
niriel · 7 years ago
2014. For a second I was excited :/.
Astrophysics is not as sexy as people think 2 comments
niriel · 7 years ago
10^-5 Hz! And I thought I was working at low frequency with my terahertz. I remember working in decametric in the past, but I've never been lower. These frequencies are inverse of orbital periods, aren't they? No way that's the frequency of the photons themselves.
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