Niriel

niriel


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Facts 12 comments
niriel · 6 years ago
Or Dwarf Fortress.
Dragon mommy! 7 comments
niriel · 6 years ago
There's this game called "Shadowrun" in which it's not uncommon for a corporation to have a dragon CEO.
Tell her how you feel fam 3 comments
niriel · 6 years ago
Who's she?
You get It? 7 comments
niriel · 6 years ago
It does. Also prepare to have people poking you in the belly.
All the king's horses and all the king's men 2 comments
niriel · 6 years ago
That's one of the stories, but the original didn't even have horses. "Fourscore men and fourscore more", it said.
Why I use subtitles 5 comments
niriel · 6 years ago
Because my rabbits take the sound of the tv as a cue that it's time to destroy their cardboxes.
Spying on the dog 2 comments
niriel · 6 years ago
Maybe there's an infrared thingy for focusing and he can see it? My rabbits also seem to know when I press the camera button.
Rabbit wakes up owners with morning zoomies 22 comments
niriel · 6 years ago
Bunnies can be potty trained. That takes two week when they're babies. I live with two bunnies, I don't even own a cage.
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This vet town always delivers with the jokes 3 comments
niriel · 6 years ago
Where? It's the first time I've ever heard that.
Injectors 5 comments
niriel · 6 years ago
Only one is designed though.
Around the world 1 comments
niriel · 6 years ago
Now you're thinking with portals.
Natural selection 4 comments
niriel · 6 years ago
Same goes for cockroaches, pine trees and amoebas; they're all as evolved as we are, just in other directions.
let's eat then.. i guess? 11 comments
niriel · 6 years ago
Yeah, I'm sure. I guess it exists but isn't popular everywhere. It's the kind of things that, if your parents don't like, you don't even know exists. They don't serve it in restaurants, they don't advertise on TV.
Sign me up! 7 comments
niriel · 6 years ago
I haven't seen. Now I'm curious. Any link?
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let's eat then.. i guess? 11 comments
niriel · 6 years ago
Never seen that in France or in the Netherlands.
Someone make an adult version 2 comments
niriel · 6 years ago
Too bad the square-cube law makes it less fun for adults. Mass increases with the cube of height, area only with the square. That means that an adult applies much more pressure --and therefore friction-- on the slide than a child. :(
let's eat then.. i guess? 11 comments
niriel · 6 years ago
What are those bricks? Is that some kind of cake?
How'd she get that mattress past the front desk? 5 comments
niriel · 6 years ago
Windows.
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"Hi. I'm your Google Assistant and I like consistency." 2 comments
niriel · 6 years ago
Ask her middle name.
Mom is always right 5 comments
niriel · 6 years ago
Well, when that's literally your single responsibility and you screw it up, it says a lot about you.
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Missing heath ledger 10 comments
niriel · 6 years ago
It's too personal, unfortunately. And the answer is usually no.
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Savage girlfriend 4 comments
niriel · 6 years ago
Plot twist: she gives her actual number when the guy is cute.
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Why the f**k would you taste it?! 10 comments
niriel · 6 years ago
I was taught to recognize rocks by taste in biology class. We've got a chemical analyzer in our face, makes sense to use it.
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Think about it 11 comments
niriel · 7 years ago
Untillllll
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Bone Ape t*ts 14 comments
niriel · 7 years ago
I don't know what I'm seeing. Is that some kind of bread with... I don't know.