Come here prick 8 comments
niriel
· 6 years ago
its
Just normal things 2 comments
niriel
· 6 years ago
He's probably watching leaked video game footage that's been taken off YouTube.
Let's not ruin it 9 comments
niriel
· 6 years ago
700 meters is one hell of a natural border. I wonder what evolution did in that small pocket.
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Sweater is inside the sweater 3 comments
niriel
· 6 years ago
I don't know. But I vacuumed my vacuum cleaner today. I was a vacuum cleaner.
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Marketing done right 4 comments
This fly stuck in trampoline netting 3 comments
niriel
· 6 years ago
Those eyes! For those who wonder: that iridescence is caused by the interferences of light after multiple reflections. The distance between the reflective surfaces determines which wavelengths are filtered out and which are not, resulting in all those colors.
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#truth 7 comments
niriel
· 6 years ago
Meanwhile, my gf points out cute girls to me. She's so much into girls I sometimes wonder how we've been together for seven years. Not complaining!
He's the smart one 36 comments
niriel
· 6 years ago
Yeah, like we pronounce it in French (except our "in" sounds a bit weird). It definitely doesn't end in "ay" though, that's atrocious.
French, what the love are you doing. 12 comments
French, what the love are you doing. 12 comments
niriel
· 6 years ago
I'm French. I've never heard "coup de fou", and this thing about having to put articles makes no sense, but the rest is quite accurate.
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Women find most men below average 13 comments
The more you know 12 comments
niriel
· 6 years ago
Antarctica is not a country. It's a continent, a piece of land but not a country. It has no government.
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The Slauerhoffbrug, a fully automatic bridge 13 comments
niriel
· 6 years ago
Nope. There's at least one bridge in Groningen that requires an operator to crank it open. That specific bridge doesn't go up, it revolves like a door. Still.
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The Slauerhoffbrug, a fully automatic bridge 13 comments
When being happy is more important than being different (goat and sheep) 3 comments
niriel
· 6 years ago
Well, they can sometimes have viable offsprings together. It's super rare though.
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Me irl 2 comments
niriel
· 6 years ago
Mine: "Did you book a hotel in Amsterdam or did you buy shoes there?" "No". "And the online payment to uhhhh, ahem, <sexshop name>?" "Oh yeah, that one was me."
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What a pig 1 comments
niriel
· 6 years ago
Unused ram is wasted ram. Free or swap to disk when needed, not for the sake of it.
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