We don't translate, though. We think and speak directly in the language. Translating would take so freaking long!

r/DelusionalArtists

"I should have *gone*". Not "went". Yeah, he definitely shouldn't have skipped classes.

I started writing with Windows 3.1 on a machine with 2 MB of RAM which crashed at least once a day. Now, I press Ctrl-S almost as often as I breathe, literally every sentence and every time I pause to think.

Ham is the texture/usecase, chicken the flavor and vegetarian the composition. It's not hard. Still kinda weird, though.

Ligatures. They're cool.

RN… Royal Navy?

I would play 4′33″, by John Cage. On repeat.

When you could play without buying two copies of the same game.

It works because none of them can talk.

Why don't people lock their phones?

You need to watch "PG porn" on YouTube. That's what the pic is from. It's porn, without the sex.

Ok, not a fun comment. There's this town in Israel called Eilat, you can swim with dolphins and corals and stuff, it's awesome. They have a giant aquarium park with shark and turtles and underwater rooms and it's amazing. But they have an octopus in a container that's what, two feet wide? Do you know how smart an octopus is? It broke my heart. I'm actually going to write to them because that's not right. Sorry, just needed to vent.

It would happen several times a week when I was a kid. Even without standing up, just by existing. I became pro at it and would just sit on the floor wherever I was when I felt it coming. My friends just waited there till my brain had blood again, they were chill. I'm an adult now with grown up heart in a grown up body, so it's not fun anymore. I used to think it was fun.

Good for you. Twitter: 50^140 symbols. Instagram: 256^(3×1080×1080) possible pics. Which one allows for more creativity?

That's Starfucked.

Makes me think of creationists 'proving' that the T-Rex was herbivore because the fruit bat has pointy teeth too.