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Who's gonna tell him? 24 comments
noasprezece · 9 years ago
My name is actually referring to a small species of deer. But I can guess how you made that assumption :)
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Who's gonna tell him? 24 comments
noasprezece · 9 years ago
You turn around, and I put it in your butt!
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20 Corny Pick Up Lines For Women 9 comments
noasprezece · 9 years ago
10 and 19
Choose wisely my friends 54 comments
noasprezece · 9 years ago
You know what I meant
Pizza daddy 5 comments
noasprezece · 9 years ago
I like you
Choose wisely my friends 54 comments
noasprezece · 9 years ago
Staff because I don't want to accidentally dismember myself, or accidently break a fragile wand or sonic screw, and I'd rather kill someone from a distance than up close with an Excalibur
· Edited 9 years ago
Wisdom teeth: The biggest f*ck you your mouth will ever feel 10 comments
noasprezece · 9 years ago
You've never given a blowjob, have you?
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Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of dun 9 comments
noasprezece · 9 years ago
I wish you the best
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Because vegans 12 comments
noasprezece · 9 years ago
Found the vegan
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Conan's Celebrity Survey 5 comments
noasprezece · 9 years ago
Life is always better with a sense of humor
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Tumblr fun #10 25 comments
noasprezece · 9 years ago
Batman!!!
Self-Driving Car = AMAZEBALLS 4 comments
noasprezece · 9 years ago
Hahahahahahahahaha. No
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Ice Cream Melts, But Not This One From Walmart 8 comments
noasprezece · 9 years ago
Maybe they interrogated Willy Wonka
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Solid sales technique 2 comments
noasprezece · 9 years ago
Well, he isn't wrong
I really don't know why everyone hates it 18 comments
noasprezece · 9 years ago
Perfect for lunch as well!
I really don't know why everyone hates it 18 comments
noasprezece · 9 years ago
Try it boiled in soup
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Zombie Fortress 3 comments
noasprezece · 9 years ago
All I need is steel cable and a good jet fighter
iPhones in the future 1 comments
noasprezece · 9 years ago
I dont wanna
Friendzone and beyond 1 comments
noasprezece · 9 years ago
Dam
At least you aren't getting murdered 9 comments
noasprezece · 9 years ago
Thank you :)
At least you aren't getting murdered 9 comments
noasprezece · 9 years ago
Just the night and your thoughts, and it is mostly quiet besides the occasional car
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At least you aren't getting murdered 9 comments
noasprezece · 9 years ago
Normally I wake up around 4:30 in the morning and I go to sleep around 10:00pm. Reason for this is that I get a extra hour and a half of jogging, reading, in complete silence. It's hard at first to wake up that early, but once you get Into habit, you will really enjoy it.
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