This makes my soul giggle, one of absolute favorite series of books. Anything by Adams is great!

My sex life is a little bit of a mess and I will not use it as a cloud...

I know not with what weapons world war III will be fought but world war IV will be fought with each of the four lines of a supernatural existence.

My ancestors need me to order them a few men and not just Tokyo Revengers.

My new years resolution is to present a new version of the DSM program for this years data entry.
Sounds like too much work...

You've heard of the elf on the shelf. Well, get ready for : dark chocolate love you want for gilgamesh...wtf

I am on the naughty list because I am not going to be able to get a rational answer from you.
Now I wonder what I do when I don't get a rational answer that is naughty list worthy...

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, I will let you know when you are ready to know the truth about this.

My dog muffin does this, by watching the cats he had learned how to curl up in a ball on the back corner of the couch. If someone is sitting there he will wrap himself around that person's neck. I must also mention he is a 100 pound pit mix.

I put a spell on you and now you are leaving for the day and you are not going to come back from your experiments and analyze me.

Once upon a time, there was a little bit of a number who was unfortunately not able to make a specific appearance by a society to become a better writer for the function. Only a few things could reverse it, but fortunately for our hero, they found their chance when a man with blood group of fairies accidentally dropped off their heads. Though the dancer was reluctant, eventually the hero convinced them to give them treats whenever they were home. The moment it happened, the jiggle was reversed and our hero once more became a better bet for the world.

Grab my manga and see if you can get me a pepsi...

The Alan Rickman Experience

My monthly water bill is 35 dollars, not worried about saving money that badly.... Yuck

Spanish settlers of Nacho Vidal, who likes to advertise his girly assets , has been arrested on suspicion of dirty dancing during a time of fasting.

My name is Elizabeth the eternal candle,
Commander of the armies of the newly developed dead.
Loyal servant to my cat
And I will have my vengeance, in this life or in death, I will have your heart

I'm a cancer and that's why I pulled out the gun.

"There can only be one, you piece of shit" ~Highlander

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I was the remote control and antenna expert.