Oh the iron E

Five cheeseburgers and a Diet Coke please

And the joke flew right by

A sugar daddy without the wrapper could be dangerous

It purrbably is universal

I like the way you think, calling Jesus so it's $7 wine instead!

What movie?

Woof?

Oh my guestwho you can't just ask animals why they are made out of meat

Ugh people and their duck standards. #allducksarebeautiful

Later alligator....in a while crocodile.

The difference between those too, is one will see you later, and another will seee you in a while