Put him in a vest. And he is sure to find the answers.

I don't know what to do with this information

But why was he following a black family?

I don't think this works for non Spanish speakers lol

Just a tip, if youre ever experiencing this, put one foot down and it'll stop

I thought it was a mini Kermit

Oh the iron "E"

Is he dieded???

His real name is Aubrey, he went to a Canadian school.

There's a video about a reporter pronouncing the last name, she doesn't even stutter. She coo'

Well it all started when Mrs. Hayfer wanted me to babysit her dumb house. When I got the keys, I sat them on top of this pie that I found on the counter. I knew it was going to be given to the family for desert if I didn’t eat it soon, so I was going to plan to eat it in my teacher’s house and dump all the crumbs on her bed. So it’s a win-win, right? Besides, she wouldn’t find out about the crumbs until after I was paid, and this teacher hates me anyway. Then, I got distracted when this hot cheerleader calls me, asking about what movie I’d recommend, but before I could answer, I realize that my mom would be there any second to serve dinner, and there was no way I was sharing that pie. So I bust out of there with the pie and the keys, and the moment I get in the house, I start chowing down on the pie with my bare hands, trying to eat this thing before anyone knows I took it, right? Well, since the pie crust was dry, I chugged a 2-liter bottle of soda whenever my throat would get dry and

You don't need to be a douchebag to get a girl.

"Look man, I didn't know she was married....is it safe to leave now?"

The first i read It I thought it said crap battles..... Awkward

She is like "we on this together huns"

Idk which one is worse

People being "social" online but cant even have a proper conversation with someone.