This joke is over 20 years old, I heard it in elementary school. The version I heard was "you can't divorce minnie just because she's insane".

It should say "that isn't an option"

sadly this is the problem with society, they try to do something to be nice and give a discount to parents, and people take advantage.

Are you seriously posting this? This was a thing on here like 2 years ago. I'm pretty sure every single one of these has been posted on here separately at one point!

This would be better if it weren't from Jimmy Kimmel and was an actual product

Haha this is funny, people compare a desktop to a laptop that's a quarter of an inch thick and say its "superior". How many of you have actually used a mac?

The reason people prepare for a Z outbreak is that if you're prepared for zombies, you're pretty much covered for any catastrophe. Particularly because as every zombie movie/tv show/comic shows, its not the zombies that are dangerous, its people. Think about it, earthquake or other natural disaster, you've got all your supplies. Foreign country invades, you've got weapons. If you only prepare for natural disasters, you don't have any weapons.

From what I've heard Superman vs. Batman isn't that good of a movie. Then again its really hard to make a good superman movie, because the guy's freaking invincible (except for one rock that doesn't exist anywhere on earth, yet someone seems to keep finding somehow)

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