When someone tries to drown you, but you already want to die

I'll just sit here with my DOUBLE BASS
I feel musically triggered

Amen

skip to one year later and this becomes infinitely more tragic

Quick frodo, throw it in the fire!

Octopus marks?

And thus, a brand new friendship was born.

Mr patchwork Britain should leave poor Jeremy alone.

"He ain't nothin'. I done 43 quicks."

This is beautiful

Muggles

Missing textures in video games like

Everyone sucked, so the teacher switched us to ukulele.

The flash can also create sonic booms by clicking, make tornadoes, turn invisible and reach escape velocity.

Every one of my friends (including me) is described by this

Bo needs to tour Aus