The great debate(s) 30 comments
noratek
· 10 years ago
either or either?
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Invention of flamethrower 7 comments
But really though 3 comments
noratek
· 10 years ago
"I told him to buy salmon coloured curtains and he bought melon, MELON!! I DONT EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE ANYMORE" * cries hysterically*
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Let's just take a moment to remember 21 comments
noratek
· 10 years ago
Many people probably don't know this... But there is a very good way of avoiding the "three strike rule"!
Just don't brake the fucking law 3 times!
It's called natural selection, if it takes one 3 tries to do the most simple of things, and is harming someone else,he deserves to be punished severly.
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Just don't brake the fucking law 3 times!
It's called natural selection, if it takes one 3 tries to do the most simple of things, and is harming someone else,he deserves to be punished severly.
Makes me wonder 17 comments
noratek
· 10 years ago
Yeah, but it's like saying you have to want that the fire nation kills Aang! You need to pray for it, go to a meeting on Sundays to praise them and if you don't you will burn in a pit eternally!
If it was only about knowing...it would be no problem...
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If it was only about knowing...it would be no problem...
Good cop 8 comments
noratek
· 10 years ago
I dont know Whats so Special about this? Are cops such assholes wherever this is ?
You could ask anyone here and nobody would say no to that little man.
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You could ask anyone here and nobody would say no to that little man.
Hello? Yes, this is dinosaur 13 comments
noratek
· 10 years ago
"Shut up Carl, that meteor isn't real! It's just a legend! There is no such thing as a earth-ravaging-meteor! stop calling me !"
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Being an adult 13 comments
noratek
· 10 years ago
If anything wakes me up in the night by grabbing my feet il be fucking pissed and sure as hell won't be the one dying that night!
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Deery me 6 comments
noratek
· 10 years ago
Deer lord!
I am very fawned of this deerlemma!
But you should buck up some more they are aggressive, or so I herd.
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I am very fawned of this deerlemma!
But you should buck up some more they are aggressive, or so I herd.
That hanger, therefore, is the strongest matter in the universe 31 comments
noratek
· 10 years ago
If it had that mass it would have a greater gravitation field than the earth and would pull it in ! Then the earth would be formed as a new ball planet around the mace!
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Oh, Chandler. 5 comments
noratek
· 10 years ago
But that Voice is already busy telling me to burn the neighbours House down :/
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A waterproof Match 7 comments
Damn nature, you scary! 10 comments
The best medicine 3 comments
noratek
· 10 years ago
Well ... Laughing will then still flush out the Bad emotions ;)
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Edited 10 years ago
Damn nature, you scary! 10 comments
noratek
· 10 years ago
What is "buoyancy"? I'm German and I don't know that word : )(shame on me I know ;))
Captain pls help me!
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Captain pls help me!
Good Guy Austin Powers 11 comments
Catching a spider... NOPE NOPE NOPE 37 comments
Catching a spider... NOPE NOPE NOPE 37 comments
noratek
· 10 years ago
That's only a huntsman spider.... Guys relax, they are no threat! They don't even care about you if don't hassle em! + they eat the spiders that do pose a threat to humans !
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*Shades drop* 9 comments
so intense 8 comments
noratek
· 10 years ago
It Looks like this is one day of his Life, and he Never Managed to take off bis Shirt :D
