Well maybe if you'd swallow...

But are fish and people really similar enoufh to warrant that last comment?

She appreciates some random gal thinks her bf is 'eww' enough to warrant a rescue.

Copper or some shit in it?

Just to point out, she definitely didn't stay up 24/7 to dial, so each call barely had time to ring before she hang up. She wasn't missing him, she was tormenting him on purpose.

"It's in the care!" Mictotransactions

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"Well, you kinda just introduced yourself already, didn't you?"

The moment you realize millionaires aren't a part of the class struggle, and have never been (at best they get replaced), and you're actually doing is having people who 3 months from being homeless attacking those who have 4 month safety margin.

Although true, funnily enough deficiencies in natrium and cloride cause shitload of troubles

The moment you realize no one draws that by accident

Hey, if god wants everyone dead, why interfere

I, on the other, don't have any problem so... no.

"Love cures all" well love ain't bleach! Preach it bro!

The amount of dogshit inside should be equally amazing

Luggage full of mystery powder and you wonder why they wanna open the shit up?

Actually lol'd

Oh the irritation when you have to tell the same thing to everybody e v e r y t h r e e h o u r s !

Reasoning is second to last far after things like mindfulness, respect, empathy and kindness.

There's this meme with spiderman vs spiderman

If it works, it's still stupid to use perfectly good rifle target to crush garlic