Oh the irritation when you have to tell the same thing to everybody e v e r y t h r e e h o u r s !

Reasoning is second to last far after things like mindfulness, respect, empathy and kindness.

There's this meme with spiderman vs spiderman

If it works, it's still stupid to use perfectly good rifle target to crush garlic

The more you spend time doing actual work is less time to work on your payraise

Heavy metal and sauna, your basic ingredients in necromancy

Better

So basically, don't ever do anything if you ain't on lithium?

Wow, they hid windows and balconies so well you practically wouldn't notice them if you didn't know they're there!

Jigsaw puzzle

He won't bargain, he won't budge until you agree to the terms. Also some kibble required.

And a shitload of studies across all academic fields

Dinosaurs knew spaceflight but just couldn't put environment suit on with those tiny tiny hands. Sucks.

Crispy

'Civic' kinda kills the street cred

Flammenwerfer isn't enough, apparently you need volcanoes

Do we all really need our own spaceX companies? Can't we just use the one already there?

"Yeah but its different when we do it!1"

Shouldn't these be blue?

understood thoroughly through tough, thorough thought, though.

The head is there to stop your beer spilling over if you shake the glass.

*breaking news*
OP found after freak chainsaw & foodchipper accident in Washington DC. Officials: no faul play suspected.
In other news: Black & Decker to support Clinton next campaing "Just something we do to our best customer"

That's a dwarf is a seal costume getting a feel