Not_GSpike

not_gspike


I'm tottally not that very cool and handsome and extremely funny person GSpike

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Aww 37 comments
not_gspike · 9 years ago
Guuurl those sandals don't go with that dress.
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Oh my sweet baby jesus 27 comments
not_gspike · 9 years ago
Well I guess I have to hide my sword now.
http://goo.gl/VnpDG5
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[PART 2] FunSubstance History 3 73 comments
not_gspike · 9 years ago 3
some people on the Internet 20 comments
not_gspike · 9 years ago
Ermahgerd are you saying green walmart gift cards can't have guns? Stop oppressing me.
Will they ever learn? 7 comments
not_gspike · 9 years ago
What it means is that they show you, let's say a combo of a meat lovers pizza, when you get the order what they give you is bread salsa and cheese and a soft drink cup but with no soft drink, then they promise you to fix it later on, after a few hours they fix the bread sauce and cheese and make it into an actual pizza, but wait, where's the meat? It was a meat lovers pizza... They then tell you can buy the meat for extra even though you payed original price. It's the same thing with some games, *cough* EA, Activision, Ubisoft *cough*
Two kinds of people for diets 13 comments
not_gspike · 9 years ago
50~ 110
90~200
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some people on the Internet 20 comments
not_gspike · 9 years ago
That triggers me even more.
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Most well thought out tactic 2 comments
not_gspike · 9 years ago
Only a genius can come up with this.
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Two kinds of people for diets 13 comments
not_gspike · 9 years ago
Wait whaaaat! Kg? Ermahgerd I missed you Kg it's been too long ;-;
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twins or nah 11 comments
not_gspike · 9 years ago
Well of course ones an actual person and the other is a 3d generated model.
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twins or nah 11 comments
not_gspike · 9 years ago
Anyone feel like this movie is just an E.T. Rip-off?
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Lowest form of wit 7 comments
not_gspike · 9 years ago
Why am I being pun-ished with these terrible puns!
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breakfast 4 comments
not_gspike · 9 years ago
Who says you can't have leftovers for breakfast.
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Riddles 12 comments
not_gspike · 9 years ago
I feel dumb now great.
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Riddles 12 comments
not_gspike · 9 years ago
Beggining of the end: End starts with E
The end of time and space: timE and spacE
Essential to creation: crEation
Surround everyplace: Every placE
Hope that clears it up a bit.
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my life as a fangirl 4 comments
not_gspike · 9 years ago
Must be pretty bad when even your dog says no.
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some people on the Internet 20 comments
not_gspike · 9 years ago
Excuse I identify as a green walmart gift card and you did not include me on the list, you are therefore oppressed and that triggers me because my great great uncle twice removed was oppressed and he's dead. I'm for hurting my emotional state. See you in court asshole.
-Tumblr
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We need to protect the rhinoceros 49 comments
not_gspike · 9 years ago
*Sits around campfire on the phone liking thousand of posts about animal extinction, saving thousands of animal's life*
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This cat uses clever tactics to get what he wants 2 comments
not_gspike · 9 years ago
"Sneaky little devil trying to steal my food" *eats Meow Mix*
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Math made easy 2 comments
not_gspike · 9 years ago
Can't be 100% energy efficient either so it would more like 99% or it can be to increase by <percentage> which them it is possible to be >100
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Intoxicated 7 comments
not_gspike · 9 years ago
The Grim Reaper is now confirmed to be a very close friend of Satan.
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Error: Human feels not found 3 comments
not_gspike · 9 years ago
Malfunction, Need input
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Disney paintover 16 comments
not_gspike · 9 years ago
*can draw a stick figure*
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