notaguestnomore

notaguestnomore


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who gonna be the president??? 9 comments
notaguestnomore · 9 years ago
"Where are you from?"
"Katniss, you?"
"Hermione."
"Oh, cool."
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EA pizza 5 comments
notaguestnomore · 9 years ago
Toppings sold separately.
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A Turkish channel once forgot to add in the effects for a scene, this actually aired 3 comments
notaguestnomore · 9 years ago
Omg I remember all my friends talking about it... XD
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Story of my life right there 10 comments
notaguestnomore · 9 years ago
I once tied the sleeves in a knot just so I wouldn't have to draw any hands.
Story of my life right there 10 comments
notaguestnomore · 9 years ago
My doodles are always a single eye. Never both. More often the left eye than the right, though, idk why
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Japanese I love you 13 comments
notaguestnomore · 9 years ago
No. Technacally, the real translation of what I wrote is "Look at me one more time, and that'll be the last thing you see, you son of a donkey." Sorry. Not very funny, I know. T-T
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For people who don't know the difference 62 comments
notaguestnomore · 9 years ago
Annyeonghaseyo ^_^
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"you're all going to regret..." 14 comments
notaguestnomore · 9 years ago
Also, now she's dating Nichkhun so I guess in the end, she's the real winner.
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Japanese I love you 13 comments
notaguestnomore · 9 years ago
In Turkish, we don't say "I love you", we say "Bana bi daha bak, gördüğün son şey o olur, eşek sıpası" which basically translates to "I loved you from the beginning, and right this moment, and forever" and I think that's the sweetest thing.
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"you're all going to regret..." 14 comments
notaguestnomore · 9 years ago
And now she's a famous singer... I have a chance!
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Anyone else? 16 comments
notaguestnomore · 9 years ago
Omfg I'm honestly surprised they haven't found out yet.
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Horse somersaults into next stall 4 comments
notaguestnomore · 9 years ago
Forgot how to horse.
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A few years ago my mom thought I was dead when I slept in until 10 5 comments
notaguestnomore · 9 years ago
I once slept till 5 pm and both of my parents left work early because I wasn't answering the phone and they thought something had happened to me.
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I hope mine are okay I haven't fed them since I was 9 10 comments
notaguestnomore · 9 years ago
Omfg when my newest dog sucked balls at frisbee even though we CONSTANTLY PRACTICED and then I took him to the competition and surprise, surprise, he fucked up and sat his ass down and started rolling around, that frisbee's gone all the way and landed in ninth line, (that was a pretty good throw, if a do say so myself), and I just gave up and let the bitch relax for the next minute. Needless to say, we came in last...
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Bananas float 9 comments
notaguestnomore · 9 years ago
That just reminded me of the end of Life of Pi, where the Japanese guys were like, "Bananas don't float" and Pi makes them try it out.
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Who else played this game as a kid? 11 comments
notaguestnomore · 9 years ago
I was literally just playing this half an hour ago
A lion gets a cat scan 11 comments
notaguestnomore · 9 years ago
"Results are in. This is definitely a cat."
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Black roses which grow in Turkey...They match with my soul 15 comments
notaguestnomore · 9 years ago
Actually they do, sorry. These roses grow in Halfeti, Şanlıurfa, Turkey. With the combination of the water and the rich soil, these roses that are black in the budding stage and should turn a deep, dark red, instead stay black. There is an extremely popular Turkish TV series named after this flower mostly because the show takes place in Halfeti.
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I have accepted my fate. I will never not limp. :( 11 comments
notaguestnomore · 9 years ago
Thank you!! :3
I have accepted my fate. I will never not limp. :( 11 comments
notaguestnomore · 9 years ago
Haha I feel better knowing that XD
I love tumblr 18 comments
notaguestnomore · 9 years ago
It's a running joke between my best friend (who's gay) and I that I'm his hag, and he's my fag. We affectionately call each other by our respective titles.
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Snoop is easing up a little 6 comments
notaguestnomore · 9 years ago
Recession hit him hard.
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I still don't know 15 comments
notaguestnomore · 9 years ago
Honestly, with all this "I have no idea what I'm going to do with my life" stuff, both IRL and online, I almost feel bad for having my life figured out...
You may not understand what he's saying, but you'll love his laugh 11 comments
notaguestnomore · 9 years ago
This is a Turkish comedy show where the cast does a bunch of skits. The two onstage just made a joke, and the audience laughed. The man with the funny laugh was noticed by the male cast member, and he was given the mic to talk. (It's not rare that this show gets the live audience members to participate) The entire conversation with the host of the show and the man is about whether or not the laugh is natural, and the man says it is. (I'm going off by memory, I haven't watched the video since yesterday)
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Ever wonder what it's like to need glasses? 16 comments
notaguestnomore · 9 years ago
Yeah I agree, but I think the aim of this was to accentuate the difference between glasses and no glasses, rather than to depict an accurate first-person glasses-wearing experience.
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