If youre relying on youtube to help u save ur grandma... rip grandma

Hey well that means they cant be terribly far away

Once in 4th grade me n my friend both had a crush on the same guy. Seat change time comes around and i hang out in the classroom during recess like the antisocial kid i am, and watch as the teacher writes down some names sporadically, thinking as he goes. To a group of four tables, hes got me, some other random person, and the kid i have a crush on. One seat is free while he works on another group and he turns to ask me, "who do you want to sit with your group?" And i just named the other girl who had a crush on my crush. Neither of us got him in the end, but she and i became closer friends after sitting together for a while. :D

Ooof. Harsh.

Couple days ago my neighbour's house caught fire from something in the garage (its still undetermined) and 4 different firestations in the neighbourhood (out of 5) dispatched firetrucks. We do live really close to one of them, and because of their super quick response, none of the other houses were damaged. Had they been 2 minutes late, our house and the other side wouldve had damage as well.

My brother and i watched this, he said he wanted to watch it with me bc im studying linguistics, and legit I loved every moment of the movie, especially the part about the aliens' language.

There's vomit on his jersey already, Mom’s spaghetti

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Lmao elle mills actually lives in my city, and i swear everyone here hails her as a goddess and i just find her to be... meh. Shes alright. But that place in the photos was actually the same place my prom was held :P

What's with this First-8-Minutes-of-Up type feels, man? :(

Ive had this song stuck in my head for the past week

I bet Shop takes a break between each post so that every time theyre back, we get all excited that theyre back.

I love how the kid rolls away like "im free!"

Guy in the blue is blissfully unaware of the tragedy behind him

Ive seen this guy live, hes a terrific speaker

Just wait for the cat-kin outrage lmao

...why would the person be so against something made to protect you?

I went to the museum of archeology in naples yestsrday. There was an entire exhibit on the importance of phallic symbolism in the roman empire.

Google docs did that to me once too