That chair wasn't carved, Chuck Norris sat down on it

*Airwrecka

Not him, because he was busy banging a prostitute

That last one doesn't seem that bad

Such upset

Fucking engineers

You merely adopted the graffiti; I was born in to it, moulded by it

"Eh, I can always buy a new one." *walks off*

Was I the only one wondering why he kept the thing THAT RIPPED OPEN HIS CHEST?

Every night

Especially fuck gravity

"I don't let casuals touch my dog."

Nice, neat, and ready to pack

They're hoping for the early bird special

That would be (puts on shades) the shit. YEEEEEEAAAAAHHHH

The fountain is a fail, but the boy is winning.

BECAUSE I'M NOT A MILKDRINKER, MEAD ALL THE WAY

WHAT ABOUT AMERICAN AMERICANS?