@snopes I guess you haven't met xprincesszelda yet. Attention *cough* seeker *cough cough*.

@xprincesszelda Sorry mom. That was meant for you ;)

@guest #1 welcome to Funsubstance where 90% of users are female and the other 10% have no balls. Where we talk about our problems, give each other a tap on the shoulder because we are so low on self-esteem. Then we talk about guys and how they're mean to us :(. How we SHOULDN'T GET MORE BOOBS LIKE POSTS BUT WE SHOULD DEFINITELY GET MORE FIREFIGHTERS SHIRTLESS POSTS. (this should tell you everything you need to know of this site) We comment our feelings and get 90 thumbs up even if they consist only with "that was so funny". We are not here for fun, we are here for likes. But don't you dare to express your opinion because you will get a cold shower filled with down votes, and feels. Don't you dare to bring up the friendzone because, oh boy, girls here will eat you alive. This is a girlsubstance. Place where opinions don't exists and logic doesn't either. (every thumbs down here is a thumbs up in real world)

He never said you can't wish for more genies so yeah it would work.

Don't worry you will get it in 10 years or so

Oh great you're here. I'm OUT

I want to be a doughnut but it's not happening

WOAH was that a breast joke? I won't even say I like it but I will give it a thumbs up. So about the new name.. is that a no?

Did your common sense tell you that or my nickname? And guys do love boobs I don't really know what I did wrong here? And I am truly sorry that my comment wasn't a reassuring one in which I would feel sorry for all of you and pity you... A few posts ago there were firefighters without shirts and everyGIRL here was glad but suddenly when I say something actually NICE here everyGIRL is offended. Wow just WOW. Double standards.. double standards everywhere
P.S. I might change my name into notanicebutanhonestfunnyguywhohashisownopinionanddosesn'ttakeanybody'sshitbutstilltryestomakeeveryonelaugh but I think that is just too long don't you?
P.S.2 I make comments to make people laugh not to be a crying shoulder for girl friends (yeah there is a gap there)
P.S.3 I am not even sorry for this many P.S.-es and for my obnoxiously long reply to your comment

Too late it already is

Romeo himself reincarnated.
P.S. must have missed that one :P

Agree to disagree. And yeah I have seen a lot of his anti-her comments.

You forgot one little thing. THEY DON'T DRAW

*LOVE* too bad guest is trying way too hard

If it's not yet it will be

That's genetics for you. Even tho you theoretically have a 50/50 chance it is really more like 90/10 (90 bad genes, 10 good ones).