What's up with the switchblade?

Yawn...I swear everyone thinks everyone should have a baby...what if you can't!

Fat, what you'll get is fat, not smart

I don't think you're going anywhere anyways

Rice Megan can have rice plain rice

Which is always

Shut up Becky!

More sad...I heard Jamie and Adam do not plan to keep in touch

What Reese would look like without hair dye, tons of makeup and a spray tan

To watch him say "you're fired" over and over again for 4 years

"Shudders"

Wankpuffin...excellent

What kind of answer were they looking for...Antoinette?

And this one time at Passover

She's gone from suck to blow

Because in the 6 months it takes to make an episode the color changes on the special litnet paper

Well at least he tried