I can remember when this GIF had more than 1 pixel

I think you'll find that you're not going to get a wrench in there if the lock is actually attached to something to lock.

fuckin' genius!

Well, I t-boned a car on my bike the other day when he did an illegal u-turn. If I hadn't been wearing the proper kit I'd be in a wheelchair the rest of my life. Instead I just got some spectacular bruising. Pay the money, wear the kit, save your life.

Did they let her back in on the strength of this letter?

Maybe the same in Japanese but in Cantonese masturbation is nick-named 'Da Fei Gei' which means shooting down aeroplanes. True story.

baby canine version of Samuel L Jackson

Just spat my coffee all over my keyboard. I was not ready to laugh this early in the morning.

*cocksparkles*

Awesome!

holy shit, I thought it was only me! - and I'm like 50!

Funniest and saddest post I have read on here in a long long time. REALLY laughed out loud. Outstanding.

seriously? what is plastic lego made from? No oil - no plastic - no lego.