john_gore

nudedude


I don't wanna be nude any more. :(

— john_gore Report User
Ed, edd & eddy 4 comments
nudedude · 8 years ago
And how can noses run if they don't have legs? O.o
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Where 11% of the world's gold is 49 comments
nudedude · 8 years ago
I don't think you offended anyone, kitty. Let's not have sadsubstance. :P
Me in my late teens with kidpool (since this is a thing) 9 comments
nudedude · 8 years ago
lmao "explody"
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Where 11% of the world's gold is 49 comments
nudedude · 8 years ago
lol calm down dark_mini0n. Nobody's calling you an idiot.
Where 11% of the world's gold is 49 comments
nudedude · 8 years ago
lol Yes, you are. I was jk about the "blonde jokes".
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Where 11% of the world's gold is 49 comments
nudedude · 8 years ago
Not everyone is blonde, you know?
Where 11% of the world's gold is 49 comments
nudedude · 8 years ago
sub as in submissive. Seems like I'm the less innocent one here. xD
Where 11% of the world's gold is 49 comments
nudedude · 8 years ago
They'll probably want to buy your golden hair. :P
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So close 2 comments
nudedude · 8 years ago
Tampons?
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Call me old fashioned but 36 comments
nudedude · 8 years ago
You have my blessings, friskyfox. :P
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funny title 20 comments
nudedude · 8 years ago
Error 404 - Funny title not found
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Inb4 triggered 51 comments
nudedude · 8 years ago
We don't need more comments on this post. lol
~Whaaale sooong..this one's for you~ 5 comments
nudedude · 8 years ago
This used to happen to me a lot when I was younger. Once, I fell on my fucking face down a flight of stairs. Fortunately I was floatin thru space n time so I didn't feel any pain. xD
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F**k Face 6 comments
nudedude · 8 years ago
Alternate definition:
When someone is giving you a blowjob, their face is called a fuck face.
Get h*rny with clinton 11 comments
nudedude · 8 years ago
I truly desperately don't want to live on this planet anymore..
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American media in a nutshell 5 comments
nudedude · 8 years ago
lmao good thing I'm not catholic
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We are not the smartest species on the planet 16 comments
nudedude · 8 years ago
There's a solar energy farm in Sahara now.
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Who comes up with this 5 comments
nudedude · 8 years ago
"Who comes up with this"
exactly my thought about a lot of things on the internet.
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Anyone else did this 9 comments
nudedude · 8 years ago
All the time, but with the mouse arrow.
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I hate when this happens! 10 comments
nudedude · 8 years ago
This reminds me of the funny video where a little lamb keeps trying to suck a toddler's dick.
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New YouTube mandatory ads are ridiculous 12 comments
nudedude · 8 years ago
On mobile, I use YouTube Adaway xposed module to remove the ads. The bliss is real.
Less boobs = More cat space 3 comments
nudedude · 8 years ago
I like anyone who puts cats inside their shirt. I always did it when I was a kid.
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50% bear 50% goat 100% majestic 3 comments
nudedude · 8 years ago
or gear
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Awakens, the force does 2 comments
nudedude · 8 years ago
Five more minutes, the Force needs.
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