That's a very cute little rhino :p

Clearly a Nokia

I got salmonella from doing that o_O

Fritters! I love you

Swag ;)

This is crazy good

The Catholic Church apparently accept Evolution.

So perfect ;)

Gaminglemon

Aww but I am a girl :( our love can never be then.

You may be a black belt, but I'll take you on any day if it means I win my precious sleep back

Sleep, can we date?

Wooah

White stuff ;)

What kind of parents would need a babysitter when they've got a 17 year old daughter to look after the kid? I call bullshit

Paper

People should learn classics and how the women literally ran everything while the men wasted the money on wars

It's*

It the sleeve -__-

A 'nap' *wink wink*

Toilet

Dude everyone deserves the chance to live.

Look how gracefully he lands!

Frankie Boyle really sucks