That's ridiculously off! Texas isn't shaped like that.

You're a fool if you don't follow Walgreens to find out when Arizona teas are 50 cents.

Totally pushed a kid off a chair because I thought he was taking my best friend.

He looks milke Matt LeBlanc.

Annie's twelve years old, and tomorrow she'll be a whore, 'cause nobody ever told her it's the wrong way.

The Saiga looks like Nigel Thornberry.

Or when the beer and wine manager makes annoucements at my store.

Bacon roses beat chocolate and pizza!

It looks like the coffee shop on Friends.

But if a prostitute did it, is it -really- clean?

My sophomore English teacher looked like Jennifer Lawrence.

"Popeye's chicken is the shiznit!"

Christian Bale in American Psycho.

Sex Ed by smosh and ismfof

Why are Wing Stop fries not in this picture?

I don't wear makeup because I feel like everyone's expectations of me will begin low, and I could only look better from then on.
This plan has obviously not worked out though, seeing as I've never had a boyfriend.

Or he could make them watch Twilight...just as painful.

He should get paid for advertising for F.U.N.

*too

But imagine cleaning.

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