When the dentist tells me there is nothing he can do about my underbite 4 comments
okiedokes
· 10 years ago
Tuck that lip in!
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Bite it! 17 comments
okiedokes
· 10 years ago
Who the hell decided to join him in this endeavor and film it? lol 'Hey man you know what would be funny? Get hard and wiggle your dick around and see what your kittens think. Ill film it!' I still think its funny don't get me wrong I laughed my ass off.
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Sleeptalk stories 35 comments
okiedokes
· 10 years ago
When my brother was about 12 everyone in the house heard him crying angrily by the stairs. My dad went out to talk to him. Turns out he was sleep walking and tried to crawl up the stairs but started crying when he couldn't get up them.
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Microwave 6 comments
okiedokes
· 10 years ago
I just stand by the microwave and quickly open it up when it's at one second left.
Swell with irish pride 5 comments
okiedokes
· 10 years ago
That's pretty awesome. I bet they laughed their asses off when they went off air.
Never shave your beard... 7 comments
okiedokes
· 10 years ago
I remember the first time I saw my dad shaven. I had no clue who that wierdo was coming down the stairs from my parents room.
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True! 5 comments
okiedokes
· 10 years ago
The second one in line is about to meet the same dilemma as soon as he tries to get his head out lol
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You know it's awkward when you mistake a 9 years old girl with Ariana Grande 23 comments
okiedokes
· 10 years ago
I call them underwear because they can't possibly be considered shorts anymore lol
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Probably just a hobo 5 comments
Mario kart 7 comments
Girls at concerts 3 comments
okiedokes
· 10 years ago
Holy fuck this is so true. I have a coworker that tells everyone the same story about how Luke Bryan looked at her in the crowd and talked to her. Blah blah blah no one cares.
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He's a bad motherbadger 13 comments
okiedokes
· 10 years ago
'Hey man look how cute this little guy is! hey little guy whatre yo- oh fuck!'
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Whelp, I'm screwed 15 comments
okiedokes
· 10 years ago
I dunno I may be 'full of it' but I can totally do that course without screwing up.... lots of practice.
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Well, this explains a lot 13 comments
okiedokes
· 10 years ago
I try very hard to never do this because I know how annoying it is to hear women do this all the time.
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He thought he had a runny nose for 18 months. He was leaking brain fluid 34 comments
okiedokes
· 10 years ago
You thought wrong. I was thanking you for saying what I otherwise would have.
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