I wouldn't be surprised if he trained those dogs to karate chot the sh*t of of anyone.

So sad. My grandma has dementia and she can't even remember who her husband is even though they've been married for 40ish years. She thinks he's an intruder in the house sometimes and throws things at him... :(

...Why would you put it on one of those jet-skis???

Anyone else notice the "reply to lana del rey" at the bottom???

Anyone else notice the girls are exactly the same??? jeez artist, have some talent.

jim gaffigan is such a funny comedian. I suppose it's bad that I can relate to him.

So fighting against Hitler was worthless? So American freedom was worthless? So killing Osama Bin Laden was worthless? Thanks, ignorant poster. Please, throw some more bullsh*t in front of me.

My question is, on the third on, why does Jon say congrats?

If I wanted an alternate source of porn, yes.

Wait if IOS was one of the nations then how did apple attack? IOS is for apple devices...

I have said this since I was 10. I guess I'm a realist.

Put on the codom, take it off
Put on the codom, take it off
Put on the codom, take it off
And give it to the other banana

What about divorce? :)

Too bad only Thor can eat it.
...cant...pick...up...with....fork!!!!

OMG SOMEONE F*KED UP THAT CAR THE STEERING WHEEL IS ON THE RIGHT!?!???

Step 1: Turn off your computer
Step 2: access your computer from TeamViewer or another remote computer viewing program on another computer and go to ismycomputeron.com
Step 3: It will say your computer is on
Step 4: Your level is now MasterHacker

He's been waiting to use that joke for 8 years.

I'm sorry, but does that guy not have the highest level of swag you've ever seen? just look at the smirk on his face.