oldmcdonald
if you're reading this, you have achieved true procrastination.
— Cole Report User
The 3 ant riddle 22 comments
oldmcdonald
· 9 years ago
that savage bastard.
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Soda, pop, or coke? 37 comments
oldmcdonald
· 9 years ago
in georgia (headqaurters of coke) we call it soda, unless it's actual the soda Coke, then we call it coke. get it right fool, we would never call Pepsi "coke". that's just an insult to our southernness
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The infinite energy dream 43 comments
oldmcdonald
· 9 years ago
i understand but everyone makes such a big deal out of how the government people were such douchebags, i think everyone needs to calm down about tesla and the guy who hiked up the drug prices - they are both unfair stories but just stop posting the same stuff every day
oh 6 comments
oldmcdonald
· 9 years ago
you can fool some of the people all the time, or all of the people some of the time, but you can't fool all of the people all of the time
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Dogs and their stuffed animal form 23 comments
oldmcdonald
· 9 years ago
or maybe they just take your dog, clone it, shrink the clone, and then stuff it.
Why english is hard 11 comments
oldmcdonald
· 9 years ago
everyone's first language seems easy compared to other languages - people might think other languages are hard but it is only because you learn languages the most easily when you are a baby/toddler and know of no other language - a blank slate.
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The infinite energy dream 43 comments
oldmcdonald
· 9 years ago
im sorry to rain on everybody's parade but infinite energy is impossible. http://thelibertarianrepublic.com/evil-capitalists-prevent-nikola-tesla-creating-free-energy/
life is tough for us grammar nazis 8 comments
oldmcdonald
· 9 years ago
no no no, hitler (the grammar nazi) is shooting himself because the grammar is so bad. sorry for the confusion.
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Suddenly milk 7 comments
oldmcdonald
· 9 years ago
its funny, at first the cat flinches from the milk but then is just like "MINE ALL MINE"
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Genghis Khan helped with global warming 16 comments
Now this is simply beautiful 6 comments
oldmcdonald
· 9 years ago
stoner is right. The red band society was an allusion to the actual event/internet meme
Welcome to the USA. 21 comments
oldmcdonald
· 9 years ago
my weird aunt sent me one of those scorpion things in the mail one time. what does she do with her time is my question
