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oldmcdonald


if you're reading this, you have achieved true procrastination.

— Cole Report User
*shakes head sadly* 31 comments
oldmcdonald · 9 years ago
this is fake
WTF should I do? 20 comments
oldmcdonald · 9 years ago
Go! take your opportunities!
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Day 362 of your daily dose of cute: I'm a hot mess, key word hot 6 comments
oldmcdonald · 9 years ago
its the final countdown dodododo dododododo one year im so excited
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Just in case you were still lost... 59 comments
oldmcdonald · 9 years ago
this is extremely accurate unfortunately
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Classical music 7 comments
oldmcdonald · 9 years ago
oh i didn't even notice that someone typed that on the tumblr post i just thought it was funny
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Classical music 7 comments
oldmcdonald · 9 years ago
"remove cattle from stage"
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He got laser disc surgery 9 comments
oldmcdonald · 9 years ago
this guy is the definition of swag
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3 drunk guys 4 comments
oldmcdonald · 9 years ago
"enterd"
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3 drunk guys 4 comments
oldmcdonald · 9 years ago
i find your lack of english disturbing
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Sudden realization 3 comments
oldmcdonald · 9 years ago
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Happy six months! 4 comments
oldmcdonald · 9 years ago
i think she just tripped on the present
The man who saved the world 10 comments
oldmcdonald · 9 years ago
is this the guy who decided not to launch all the missles at the U.S in russia? idk
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What can be worse than running into a real life T-Rex? 19 comments
oldmcdonald · 9 years ago
running into two t rexes
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One of Qui-Gon's best quotes 4 comments
oldmcdonald · 9 years ago
a whole lot of people need to know this
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I'm in that 44% 12 comments
oldmcdonald · 9 years ago
ma'am with all due respect did you even read my comment
I dressed as my dad for Halloween 14 comments
oldmcdonald · 9 years ago
oh whatever
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I'm in that 44% 12 comments
oldmcdonald · 9 years ago
but what if this study is lying?????
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It's Too Much Weight 10 comments
oldmcdonald · 9 years ago
the U.S. economy is like a wagon. At first, everyone is pulling the wagon, and it makes great progress. However, after some time, a few of the people get tired, and decide to sit inside the wagon. Now, not only have the few people stopped pulling, but everyone else has to pull the slackers' weight. A few more of the people find themselves tiring, and seeing that the first few were able to rest in the wagon, sit in the wagon too. This process continues until only a tiny group of the strongest people remain - they pull the weight of everyone else. And the worst part? The people in the wagon complain that the pullers aren't doing enough and blame the ones who are actually pulling their weight! Finally, the wagon, too heavy, collapses and voila.
I dressed as my dad for Halloween 14 comments
oldmcdonald · 9 years ago
or an iphone
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I dressed as my dad for Halloween 14 comments
oldmcdonald · 9 years ago
umm i was thinking dead but
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Mesmerizing Rotini Maker 4 comments
oldmcdonald · 9 years ago
i would eat so much rotini if i had this just so i could watch it make the pasta
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GIF inventor said that it is pronounced as 'jif' 23 comments
oldmcdonald · 9 years ago
GUYS IF YOU INVENT SOMETHING YOU CAN CALL IT WHATEVER YOU WANT
ALSO THE 'U' IN 'SCUBA' STANDS FOR 'UNDERWATER', DO WE PRONOUNCE IT "SCUHBA"?? NO!
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"After months of hanging onto my thinning hair, I finally let go and shaved my head" 49 comments
oldmcdonald · 9 years ago
guys is anyone listening to me ITS NOT THAT PERSON STOP COMPLIMENTING HER JESUS PLEASE i know you're supportive and all but seriously
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The patent for tissue paper clearly showing that it goes over not under 5 comments
oldmcdonald · 9 years ago
why would figure 1 be a back view of the TP? doesn't make sense
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