You can also use white wine to remove red wine stains, but fire would probably be way more fun.

I have a magazine prescription about this very subject.

Eewwww

A lonely gray couch...

"Today I don't feel like doin' anything..."

I had a wrong number text me asking if I was having a nice Thanksgiving last year. I said, "well I'm trapped with relatives, I ate way too much pie and this cat keeps staring at me but other than that it's good". Then I sent him " you have the wrong number btw". We ended up chatting the rest of the day. lol

Dude on the far right looks like that awkward moment when you are trying to say something and no one is listening.

The guest house would be good enough for me.

Looks like my childhood.

It bugs me so much when people stand/walk in their UGGS like that.

That face you make when that text goes to the wrong person.

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Halt! Halt with your two wisdom tooth tale! Brian Regan - Dinner Party: http://youtu.be/cRdjDTMSTtY

Imagine a guy opening your car door for you with this car. It'd be like dating James Bond.