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Genius self-sanitizing door handle for toilet 13 comments
omglmnop · 9 years ago
That would make more sense. I hate bathrooms that don't have paper towels. The dryers are just loud and take too long. Also, dyers are actually less sanitary than the towels
pretty much. 6 comments
omglmnop · 9 years ago
Daaaamn dude. I can't even comprehend the pure hatred you have for that website
I'm weird 25 comments
omglmnop · 9 years ago
Well mcr101, it doesn't surprise me that you like chemicals
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Always keep this in mind 13 comments
omglmnop · 9 years ago
*dying in hospital
"Wait, everything isn't okay yet. It can't be the end!!"
*flatlines
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Yeah that's about right 4 comments
omglmnop · 9 years ago
If you mean have a lot of sex, nap all day, and bite people's fingers, then yes, I want to bunny also
My first thought too 6 comments
omglmnop · 9 years ago
And the desire to scare the soviets into thinking that we had the potential to launch nukes from space
AINT NUTHIN FREE, ITS GON COST U EXTRA FOR ME BEIN DECENT 11 comments
omglmnop · 9 years ago
I will absorb any dislikes that are thrown in your direction
AINT NUTHIN FREE, ITS GON COST U EXTRA FOR ME BEIN DECENT 11 comments
omglmnop · 9 years ago
But it costs your pride
Frist Period 9 comments
omglmnop · 9 years ago
Some people are grossed out by blood alone. Now imagine them being confronted with that thick, brownish vaginal blood
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Frist Period 9 comments
omglmnop · 9 years ago
Periods at school, ewwwww
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HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY 4 comments
omglmnop · 9 years ago
Not angry buttsex obviously
Genius self-sanitizing door handle for toilet 13 comments
omglmnop · 9 years ago
Ikr. I wonder if its warm to the touch aswell
Genius self-sanitizing door handle for toilet 13 comments
omglmnop · 9 years ago
Haha I'm trying to imagine the situation where the janitor gets arrested for forgetting the paper towels.
Don't even try 16 comments
omglmnop · 9 years ago
The smarter you are, the more you realize you don't know. Its something you learn from any basic philosophy course, if you didn't just copy Chun Lee!
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"They all hated me." 12 comments
omglmnop · 9 years ago
I agree with man, but he says it in such an asshole way that it makes me wish I didnt
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The mighty MV Blue Marlin 14 comments
omglmnop · 9 years ago
Thanks, when I was growing up in Hawai'i, we had one of those things right off of the coast and i always wondered what it was. We had a running joke where we used to call it the Arizona because tourists would sometimes mistake it as the memorial
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Where do you get your facts 2 comments
omglmnop · 9 years ago
Plot twist: it means that one in five people are too scared to jump
Better love story than Twilight. 12 comments
omglmnop · 9 years ago
I hope she stops talking cause I really don't want my favorite season to be associated with that stupidity
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Better tuition system 44 comments
omglmnop · 9 years ago
I don't support this at all, mainly because my taxes are going to go up even higher and illegal immigrants, who don't even pay taxes, are going to take advantage of this system at the citizens' expense.
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Well in my opinion 10 comments
omglmnop · 9 years ago
Your opinion is double plus good.
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So... Would you ? 42 comments
omglmnop · 9 years ago
Honey, men love people that suck
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Seroinator 3000 40 comments
omglmnop · 9 years ago
Inater3000inater 3000. Instructions unclearinater
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Pool party 7 comments
omglmnop · 9 years ago
Kids, please don't inject marijuanas or smoke chlorines
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Pizza jokes can't be topped 13 comments
omglmnop · 9 years ago
This guy is a mess. His phone battery was also at 3%
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This will end badly 3 comments
omglmnop · 9 years ago
Sometimes, phones split long messages into multiple little messages
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