Why is the carrot calling Santa menacing?

Call your parents and tell them you love them right now

Me too, I hope

When you secretly have a fish fetish

Aaaaaaaand now you're dead to her

I thing these are funny but its hard to comment on one of them cause people don't know which you're referring to unless you specify

I don't understand why people cap in socks, now you gotta wash your sock or throw away one way every time

When you fall asleep on your zipper

For me, its always been like wow its so dark out, it must only be like 4 or 5.
PSYCH ITS ONE MINUTE BEFORE THE ALARM GOES OFF BITCH

The phile part at the end makes it sound like you love the snow a bit too much