Don't stop, keep going!

Hot to wot real quick

This is offensive to colorblind people

I like him in that movie about west Virginia moonshine during prohibition

Wrecked

The first is drawing

Over the years, I've found that those times that I was too afraid to try something have eaten away at me much more than the tiny sting of rejection. Its does take a lot of courage to do something like you did, but next time maybe say something a little less extreme than "love"

Without somebody nothing ain't worth a dime

...HIS GIRLFRIEND IS SANTA?!

We have to throw the one invisible cloak into the death star's tractor beam to destroy it forever!
-Spok, champion of the hunger games

Writes a prescription for chill cause he obviously has none.

That's how I felt about my ex until I found out she a hoe

Thats what you get for passing out at parties like a bitch!

Plot twist: the creature is his dog

Take her to the hospital then

No, cause I would run over and ask immediately

Its funny cause its a post about the importance of grammar but the grammar is incorrect (run-on sentence).

Stabs wife in the chest.
Sshhhhhh this is a successful marriage