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World's oldest dad has become a father for the second time, aged 96 13 comments
omglmnop · 9 years ago
Damn, Im just hoping ill be lucid at that age. This guy having walking around and having sex with a much younger lady.
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I was rather upset, until I saw this 9 comments
omglmnop · 9 years ago
Not to that kid's closet but other places
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Took me a while 9 comments
omglmnop · 9 years ago
Omg
Happened yesterday 12 comments
omglmnop · 9 years ago
My boyfriend joked about the tentacle porn while it was playing too... Jimmy? Is that you?
He is just about everywhere 21 comments
omglmnop · 9 years ago
Plost twist: God is made of helium
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Need to give your dog some medicine? Just use reverse psychology 4 comments
omglmnop · 9 years ago
Damn it, my dog is a good boy so this won't work
Dr. Seuss quote. 4 comments
omglmnop · 9 years ago
Who else thought Brad Paisley?
I do this all the time, do you? 7 comments
omglmnop · 9 years ago
Me too. When's our wedding?
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Team Cap in nutshell 6 comments
omglmnop · 9 years ago
He is on caps shoulder but the writing is kinda covering him. Might be able to see if you try hard enough
Old dog enjoying his last car trip, before being put down 38 comments
omglmnop · 9 years ago
I just can't deal with this right now. I literally can't even
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ABORT MISSION! 17 comments
omglmnop · 9 years ago
I did this once except my ex got her period right in the middle of it. Now I got the PTSD STD
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Insecure people will know 7 comments
omglmnop · 9 years ago
Eww I don't like you at all... I love you
The price of rent is ridiculous 4 comments
omglmnop · 9 years ago
If I get an apartment like that, everything better be solid gold
Savage Mom is savage 4 comments
omglmnop · 9 years ago
She went as a savage for Halloween
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Tiny diamond fact! 11 comments
omglmnop · 9 years ago
Honey is forever
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I am very smart: Linguistics edition 4 comments
omglmnop · 9 years ago
No et es not
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Small problem 13 comments
omglmnop · 9 years ago
Breaks up with her right before Christmas and buys himself fallout 4
Understandable 6 comments
omglmnop · 9 years ago
This is actually a pretty common problem for actors. Many also have difficulty not making sounds when using guns and other weapons
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damn it, tv 2 comments
omglmnop · 9 years ago
More like you can't hear anything anyone is saying so you turn it up, but the next action scene explodes your eardrums
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Well 7 comments
omglmnop · 9 years ago
Or you're the government and you're just trying to make us think it's okay to have secrets kept from us...
Colorado is the real MVP 8 comments
omglmnop · 9 years ago
I fell asleep during my ACT and I got a 23... I want aa free degree plz
No chill... 16 comments
omglmnop · 9 years ago
I actually got one too when I graduated... Except, it was a fake one that my dad brought back from his deployment
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Truth has been spoken 13 comments
omglmnop · 9 years ago
You implied it when you said that you should only adopt animals if you have a need for one... I know you have a hard time understanding your own stupidity so I'll explain it. Animals that don't get adopted get put down. Even PETA does it. So advocating that you should get an animal unless you need is essentially advocating for the death of little puppies
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Truth has been spoken 13 comments
omglmnop · 9 years ago
I care for my dog when he needs me and gave him a better life than he could have ever dreamed of, surrounded my loved ones. I'm sorry that you don't believe that animals are capable of being loved my and that we should only get one if we plan to exploit it for our own personal gain. Maybe you should set yourself on fire. Your heart might warm up a bit
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Ur face sounds nioce 16 comments
omglmnop · 9 years ago
Technically you are listening to their face though