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omglmnop
· 8 years ago
Ikr. Hey can I rip your heart out? No? Too bad bitch
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Even a burglar couldn't resist 6 comments
omglmnop
· 8 years ago
You get to pet him if you turn yourself in
*virtually all crime everywhere ends
*virtually all crime everywhere ends
This onion looks like an angry bird 6 comments
No need for DNA test 4 comments
omglmnop
· 8 years ago
And if the mother didn't sleep with 10 different guys all around the same time
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Pika...Pika...Zooooooooom 11 comments
Every time I see a cute girl 8 comments
omglmnop
· 9 years ago
Hey guest. I found a hole in your logic. You said "But there is nothing more bullshit than Islam." You forgot to account for anything spewing out of your mouth.
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We really don't care about the cups 13 comments
*grabs popcorn* 27 comments
omglmnop
· 9 years ago
No offense but I don't have to authenticate everything I say. Its the internet and I don't care what your dumbass chooses to believe in or not. Have a good day :)
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*white boy voice* 30 comments
You go bats! (I'm not gay... I'm just Batman!) 13 comments
That should do the trick! 29 comments
*grabs popcorn* 27 comments
omglmnop
· 9 years ago
As a war veteran, this kind of shit disgusts me. When you see mothers strapping bombs to their children and Americans prisoners getting decapitated... You'll see a difference
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I made a chemistry joke. There was no reaction 5 comments
omglmnop
· 9 years ago
Deja vu. I feel like I just heard this joke from somewhere
*looks up at title
*looks up at title
This actually hurts as f*ck. 7 comments
Well shit 102 comments
