I get the other references but why is Ted Cruz a serial killer? Is it just the way he looks?

Well God is always willing to give you a second chance if you seek his forgiveness even if you have 1,000,000 sins, so why not try to get into heaven afterwards instead?

I h8 wen bae be lik dis

I'm able to support myself but not go on fancy trips. #firstworldproblems

Baby gonna come out and body slam the midwife if you keep that up

The 14% figure represents the population of Estonians who claim that religion is not an important part of their daily life. UN polls show that Christians make up around 45% and in actuality atheists only make up around 15%. Sorry, just had to make a correction, but it is true that Estonia is one of the least religious European countries :D

Moms are the best