But dogs don't live that long

Old substitute: "Where are the 'no' pencils?"

I find it funny that people use the Hitler was a Christian argument when the Nazi party has attributed their ideals to Friedrick Nietzsche, the crazy atheist who coined the term "God is dead"

It's weird how its exceptable that people just blame all the world's problems on white people. Seems kinda similar to how Hitler blamed the Jews but that's just me

He better bury that bone before the owner finds it

That bitch took the little guy's soul

Whhhooaaaa. What if my owners don't hate the mail man

Cool, i didn't realize there was a Fort Bragg outside NC with an awesome glass beach.

My great grandfather made Muslims in his bathtube

The passage in the bible that is being referenced actually states that you must marry a woman that you have intercourse with and pay the father the dowry. Nothing to do with rape, but when in doubt about what the Bible is telling you is right or wrong, Mathew 7:12

"if it were Obama... it would be national news"
Pretty sure everyone and his brother would be reporting on it.

It's like when you ask for a coke at taco bell and they give you a fucking pepsi

Now I feel worse cause I want one now :(

Hello doggie, what is the meaning of life?
"Bork Bork"
Whoooooa