Welcome to the real life 5 comments
omglmnop
· 8 years ago
I could literally tell you shut up and call you a stupid n-word and have no repercussions whatsoever but I won't :)
Ass down, legs up, that's how we like to fall 10 comments
Be safe 2 comments
omglmnop
· 8 years ago
Trick question: blondes don't need helmets because they have nothing to protect
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It's contradictory 20 comments
It's A Basic Human Need 28 comments
omglmnop
· 8 years ago
By that logic, McDonalds doesn't need to advertise either because everyone needs food
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Taxes weren't that bad for me, I did them online. 10 comments
omglmnop
· 8 years ago
Not everything is school is directly applicable to your life but it keeps you from walking around like an idiot not knowing what a parallelogram is and those engineers have to start somewhere so you can have your iPhones and cars. Besides, taxes are easy. Any parent can teach you in 15 mins
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What I really think of the gold apple watch 3 comments
omglmnop
· 8 years ago
Or a dumbass who is so good with money that he doesn't have to care about money
Won't happen ever 6 comments
omglmnop
· 8 years ago
Well good luck. Let us know what happens so we can live vicariously through your life
20 Deep Stuff To Think About 16 comments
omglmnop
· 8 years ago
Shutting off the lights for an hour would be a pretty cool addition to Earth Day or Arbor Day
Who is the bigger betrayer? 22 comments
omglmnop
· 8 years ago
What if they both realize that they're both horrible people and that they have so much in common that they fall back in love, then move back to Gotham to get the Bats
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Won't happen ever 6 comments
omglmnop
· 8 years ago
I don't know about you guys but it always seems like nobody likes you when you're single but everybody seems to want to date you when you finally get in a relationship
Why We Can't Have Nice Things 10 comments
Math 11 comments
'C' what I did there? 7 comments
The Answer to Unrequited Love 21 comments
omglmnop
· 8 years ago
I was born not being attracted to ugly women and I am proud to accept myself for it.
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He just thinks you're a dude that is all 12 comments
Being a girl can be annoying...but at least I don't have to deal with random b*ners! 26 comments
omglmnop
· 8 years ago
Boners aren't random and you shouldn't feel entitled to those items. Someone 's living depends on you buying them
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Jew gotta be kidding me. 15 comments
omglmnop
· 8 years ago
I understand the use of the word. I'm simply pointing out the irony in calling a such a large group a minority due to social constructs
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Jew gotta be kidding me. 15 comments
Oh heck