I too turn black when I eat watermelons

It would be easier if he wished that he would always have enough money in his account when someone went to charge his card

When someone tells you to go fuck yourself and you take it a little too far

This guy is waaay sexier than Hitler tho tbh

Well you just burned the Pittsburgh penguins. Of course they arent gonna have ice activity

"You are nice guys but it's girls' night."

I wonder how she originally got those scars

"Luke, we have cookies, join us."
That sentence would have changed the history of the galaxy

It's cheap tho I guess

Wait, is she is jail?

Good, more intelligent people for me

What is the original movie that they posted the heads into?

What is going on?

When you're at the bar and your friends are trying to get you to talk to a girl

If the guy was around the average weight and he didn't this, he would be about 1% ravioli