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As a 40-year old, my life advice for teenagers 25 comments
omglmnop · 8 years ago
Okay fine. My bad. I guess I read read your comment carefully enough, but y'all still pay a lot of taxes compared to the rest of the world. Nobody pays 75% lmao
Dear pen*s 9 comments
omglmnop · 8 years ago
"Your welcome"
Still jizzes uncontrollably every time you encounter a hot female
Just some adorableness to brighten the scrolling 8 comments
omglmnop · 8 years ago
Baby jaguars and hyenas look too cute to be dangerous later
As a 40-year old, my life advice for teenagers 25 comments
omglmnop · 8 years ago
"Norway is one of the most heavily taxed countries in the world with a total tax burden of roughly 45% of GDP– almost 4x Hong Kong and nearly twice the US."
You guys are both stupid lmao
That semen is a demon 20 comments
omglmnop · 8 years ago
Smh, don't you guys watch Friends? Remember the episode where Ross on a date with the chick with the black light? His teeth glowed from whitener not semen. Case closed
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hit the nail right on the head 3 comments
omglmnop · 8 years ago
I actually would find it pretty difficult to have intercourse on that bed. Can't really move around much when you're sinking into a cloud. Cuddling would be awesome tho I guess
Albanian virus 10 comments
omglmnop · 8 years ago
Watch, the virus is actually a premature version of skynet which prays upon our feeble human emotions to propagate itself
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HAHA if only 24 comments
omglmnop · 8 years ago
When you find out he has dank memes
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Wonder where she was going 9 comments
omglmnop · 8 years ago
Sorry
Money won't buy happiness, but it doesn't hurt 22 comments
omglmnop · 8 years ago
True, but I believe that in its's own way, money can be a crutch for love. There are a lot less people willing to stand by you when you're poor, but you know they love you for you.
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Bish you thought 3 comments
omglmnop · 8 years ago
Bish you guessed it. Hoooh!
You was right
Going to church 17 comments
omglmnop · 8 years ago
What country are you from?
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Regardless what you believe this made laugh (I don't know why) 8 comments
omglmnop · 8 years ago
From what I've learned, you can't become physically addicted like tabacco/alcohol. It's a psychological addiction like being addicted to gambling or masturbation
Elon Musk Says One in Billions Chance Universe is Not Simulation 5 comments
omglmnop · 8 years ago
"...even if that rate of advancement drops by a thousand of what it is right now."
He's right, you know 1 comments
omglmnop · 8 years ago
How high are you?
No officer, it's hi how are you
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The Star Wars elements 12 comments
omglmnop · 8 years ago
Just like san because it's coarse and gets everywhere
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You're not entirely right but not entirely wrong... 61 comments
omglmnop · 8 years ago
"Our beliefs don't align, so you shouldn't have children"
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Muhammad Ali's star is on a wall 50 comments
omglmnop · 8 years ago
Or he could have just used his birth name
Literally 4 comments
omglmnop · 8 years ago
It's cause it says space and it is literally empty space
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Remember when? 10 comments
omglmnop · 8 years ago
Lmao I have that Titanic book set
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Pug the police 3 comments
omglmnop · 8 years ago
Coming straight from the underground
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When your Calculator Dies 7 comments
omglmnop · 8 years ago
Probably because you spend most of the battery making a spongegar
Social anxiety bottle 3 comments
omglmnop · 8 years ago
Imagine all the debris from all the anxious people
The original cast of star wars 11 comments
omglmnop · 8 years ago
Haha how tall are you?
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The original cast of star wars 11 comments
omglmnop · 8 years ago
Yup, she 5'1"
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