As a 40-year old, my life advice for teenagers 25 comments
omglmnop
· 8 years ago
Okay fine. My bad. I guess I read read your comment carefully enough, but y'all still pay a lot of taxes compared to the rest of the world. Nobody pays 75% lmao
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Dear pen*s 9 comments
omglmnop
· 8 years ago
"Your welcome"
Still jizzes uncontrollably every time you encounter a hot female
Still jizzes uncontrollably every time you encounter a hot female
As a 40-year old, my life advice for teenagers 25 comments
omglmnop
· 8 years ago
"Norway is one of the most heavily taxed countries in the world with a total tax burden of roughly 45% of GDP– almost 4x Hong Kong and nearly twice the US."
You guys are both stupid lmao
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You guys are both stupid lmao
That semen is a demon 20 comments
omglmnop
· 8 years ago
Smh, don't you guys watch Friends? Remember the episode where Ross on a date with the chick with the black light? His teeth glowed from whitener not semen. Case closed
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hit the nail right on the head 3 comments
omglmnop
· 8 years ago
I actually would find it pretty difficult to have intercourse on that bed. Can't really move around much when you're sinking into a cloud. Cuddling would be awesome tho I guess
Albanian virus 10 comments
omglmnop
· 8 years ago
Watch, the virus is actually a premature version of skynet which prays upon our feeble human emotions to propagate itself
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Money won't buy happiness, but it doesn't hurt 22 comments
omglmnop
· 8 years ago
True, but I believe that in its's own way, money can be a crutch for love. There are a lot less people willing to stand by you when you're poor, but you know they love you for you.
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Regardless what you believe this made laugh (I don't know why) 8 comments
omglmnop
· 8 years ago
From what I've learned, you can't become physically addicted like tabacco/alcohol. It's a psychological addiction like being addicted to gambling or masturbation
Elon Musk Says One in Billions Chance Universe is Not Simulation 5 comments
omglmnop
· 8 years ago
"...even if that rate of advancement drops by a thousand of what it is right now."
He's right, you know 1 comments
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