That cat looks so sad smh

"Done wasting all of the money that I made this week, honey? Great, now we can leave home so I can do the same thing I've been doing, but at home! "

Basically, he dreamed that he was Russian for a day.

Introduce me to your parents! They won't bother you with questions cause they'll forget about me right away!

Oh what do ya know? a picture of me

Yes, pick the determination and ambition traits in the character selection menu. Go to one of the many job locations, and select the quit bitching and worker harder mode.

Steve Buscemi: "I'm just a nigga with a rocket launcher"

Ain't that one of the busiest airports?

So you're telling me that being nice makes it less likely for someone to divorce you? Whoa breaking news

Hiiiiii Chandler

Y tho? Haha

This would be pretty cool for Halloween

Light bulb burns don't hurt that bad smh

It's 3am? I must be lonely