Enigma

one_unknown_enigma


“I'm not strange, weird, off, nor crazy, my reality is just different from yours." (Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland & Through the Looking-Glass)

— Enigma Report User
3D art 13 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
I'm fired up now!
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hello whovians :D 20 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
*sneezes* Oh, FRENCH! I've DELETED French!
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Too many people get this confused 21 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
Your write. I love the Funsubstance internet commune-ity.
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Calm your t*ts 6 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
"undo the calamity"
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It can come in handy if you have to do perform cpr 33 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
Nice bit of trivia....
But all I could think of was Moriarty...
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First person shooters never blink 10 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
...
Don't blink.
Don't even blink.
Blink and you're dead.
They're fast, faster than you could imagine.
Don't turn your back.
Don't look away.
And
Don't.
Blink.
Good luck.
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Improvised candle holder 6 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
It is. Until the candle wax melts onto the stand...
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True Rebel 9 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
*whoosh*
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Too many people get this confused 21 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
It really brakes my heart. Could they bee any more wrong?
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I hate that! 12 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
Here in Australia we have Snmgfiehp but Dlastegph is more widely celebrated. It's like Snmgfiehp, but with more cookies.
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What would you do 62 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
No, not the TARDIS! Anything but the TARDIS!
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Sherlock 5 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
WE GET A CHRISTMAS SPECIAL IN 2015!
We HAVE to. I can't take this anymore...
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These belong together 10 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
I won't be a part of your system!
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Different types of grammar 34 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleyways at night, knocks them out, and then goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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My first post! Hope you enjoy! 6 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
*grabs popcorn*
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Me trying to save my grades. 22 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
I haven't seen the actual thing this is from, what is it?
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A love song for those who are old at heart. 7 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
*grooving to song*
"Who cares if she was eighty-three?"
*turns around abruptly*
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Do you even luxury? 4 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
... I want a ballroom swimming pool...
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Best movie of my childhood. Just watched it again, I laughed and cried 18 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
With *muffled noise* *muffled noise* I'm on my way!
And there's no place that I'd rather be!
Best movie of my childhood. Just watched it again, I laughed and cried 18 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
Tell everybody I'm on my way...
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Springtime for Hitler - A Musical 6 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
Bueller, Mike Wazowski, and Harkness, all in the same movie...
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Supernatural cast answers: "What dinosaur would you be, and why?" 8 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
And always will be fabulous.
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For those who think anime is just for kids 31 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
(Separate to the argument, I think it's awesome if you watch and enjoy MLP with your kids, mgoveia...)
Fearless p*ssy cat 3 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
I find it annoying...
But oh well.
ugh. Aussies, is this true? 27 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
And bathers.
But what are you talking about, my pet kangaroo is called Skippy and sleeps underneath the barbeque, guarding the croc-gun...
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