one_unknown_enigma
“I'm not strange, weird, off, nor crazy, my reality is just different from yours." (Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland & Through the Looking-Glass)
— Enigma Report User
Clockwork bunny. 11 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 9 years ago
I looked for this online. Zilch. :(
This is how I friendship 4 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 9 years ago
I have a plan to watch all 8 in a row. I have purchased popcorn.
It is 20 hours to watch them all consecutively.
Wish me luck.
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It is 20 hours to watch them all consecutively.
Wish me luck.
School is pointless, you say 20 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 9 years ago
... When has it not been a requirement to get a decent job? How else did you intend to, I don't know, live the life that you want?
Modern tree house 8 comments
DENIED 6 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 9 years ago
Why that little... I used to hate it when adults would say,
'Now why don't you let your little brother/cousin/relative blow out the candles with you!'
Like no. It's my birthday. These are my candles. I sat through the awkwardness of people singing around me and me having no idea what to do with myself for the chance to blow out these candles.
*drags cake into corner to sit alone*
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'Now why don't you let your little brother/cousin/relative blow out the candles with you!'
Like no. It's my birthday. These are my candles. I sat through the awkwardness of people singing around me and me having no idea what to do with myself for the chance to blow out these candles.
*drags cake into corner to sit alone*
Words to live by. 51 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 9 years ago
*glances down at bullet wound*
Oh... Well. Never mind that. Happens to the best of us. *gunshots ring out and bullets slam into me* *glances down* Oh look at that. I've been impaled. *grabs first aid kit from yeukaitamia and takes out Rice Krispies* *holds box out to B&B*
Want some?
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Oh... Well. Never mind that. Happens to the best of us. *gunshots ring out and bullets slam into me* *glances down* Oh look at that. I've been impaled. *grabs first aid kit from yeukaitamia and takes out Rice Krispies* *holds box out to B&B*
Want some?
Let's keep it PG, oui? 16 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 9 years ago
OMELETTE DU FROMAGE! OMELETTE DU FROMAGE! YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!
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We all are... So... What's yours? 61 comments
I hope our paths will croissant again 10 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 9 years ago
Well they were on a roll. But did you guys really knead to bring this up, was it really nes-sesame?
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get the picture? 14 comments
Words to live by. 51 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 9 years ago
*shines flashlight in her face* *pokes*
*pokes once more* *stands up* She'll be fine.
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*pokes once more* *stands up* She'll be fine.
Whovians, Unite! 9 comments
Amazing facts 23 comments
No hate against anyone but 10 comments
Easiest question on a physics test 11 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 9 years ago
*flips to back of upside-down textbook*
AND the answer is:
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Lawn trimmings for profit.
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AND the answer is:
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Lawn trimmings for profit.
Words to live by. 51 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 9 years ago
*ducks the wave of bullets* *stands up* HOW LONG CAN YOU GO WITHOUT SUSTENANCE? *slams hand on big red button* *faint explosion is heard in distance as the toaster's bread supply is nuked*
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Say poop 7 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 9 years ago
Welcome to the show, this is Bo, this is his show, and Bo can move his hands like this.
*de de dee*
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*de de dee*
Whovians, Unite! 9 comments
Roller coaster tour of a house for sale 4 comments
