Enigma

one_unknown_enigma


“I'm not strange, weird, off, nor crazy, my reality is just different from yours." (Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland & Through the Looking-Glass)

— Enigma Report User
Yeah... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 15 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
Repost. Sorry Jack.
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Civil war 21 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
Not Brainwashed. Enlightened. *stands behind Loki's throne and cackles evilly*
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LOVE ME 8 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
*slow clap*
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Anyone wants to join me? 14 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
I'll come!
TRON effect with Christmas tree 12 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
*Jackie Tyler voice* I'm gonna get killed by a Christmas Tree!
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Whenever I read something sad about you guys 31 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
Yes please!
Civil war 21 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
I like Loki! I do!
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Mmmm...ok? 10 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
Guuuyyysssssssssss. Your sssssstupidity isssss ssshhattering our cover.
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Whenever I read something sad about you guys 31 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
*helplessly gestures at screen*
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Just you wait 18 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
... I go to a school where we wear uniforms till Uni.
Sometimes my life hurts.
However at my school we eat a lot of cake.
But still.
/Pyjamas/.
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How to mentally scar your enemies 12 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
I have to say I'm disappointed in her.
(Sorry shadowwraith's sister).
The meaningful lyrics bring a tear to my eye :') 21 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
Dum dum dum, deeee de dummmm...
"Ladies don't start fights, but they can finish them." 11 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
Everybody wants to be a cat. Because a cat's the only cat who knows where it's at.
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"Ladies don't start fights, but they can finish them." 11 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
I GOT THAT REFERENCE! I DID! *jumps up and down*
Which pets address is the finest in Paris?
Which pets are blessed with the longest pedigrees?
Which pets live on tender loving pats?
Naturellment, the Aristochats!
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You? 12 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
*whispers angrily* Spelling and capitals, please.
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Big decision 10 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
*whispers* So... how long ago /was/ it?
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Texting your crush 25 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
No it wasn't, Doc. *pats arm consolingly*
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Signs you've found your sarcastic soulmate 6 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
No /way/.
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Sony producers 4 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
This movie in particular.
And so the rule is when mounting a play,
Keep it happy, keep it snappy, keep it...
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If made right it could be so sucessful 17 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
*Movie Prince Zuko enters stage*
Me, yelling: OH WHAT THE HELL? NO, YOU ARE NOT PRINCE ZUKO.
*his first line* "I AM PRINCE ZUKO!"
*profuse swearing is heard in the distance*
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How punny 21 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
Get your hands of my hips, 'fore I punch you in the lips, stop your staring at my- HEY- Take a Hint, take a hint! T-take a hint, take a hiiiiiint.
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What do you call a zombie in a tuxedo? Black, White, and Dead all over. 5 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
I did that too, but then I realised: It means the deep thoughts you have in the shower.
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Tardis app is just incredible 11 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
YES. *boards TARDIS*
Priorities 14 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
The Nanny named Fran!
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'carlisle'?? 62 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
I did Car-lis-l.
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