Don't you mean.... BROW down? *ba dum tss*

Well how could I hope to compete with that... Screw it I'm gonna try.
Or you could say EYE'm hoping to look at this through a different
LENSE, or FRAME of mind, you could say.
Relating back to the original POST, the deFENCE (get it, get it, fence post? *snickers to self*) I would mount would be that LASHing out at a PULPIL of the puns like MEYESELF, it must have been a BLINK-and-you'll-miss-it-desicion, MorellEYE. (I went there) After all, you wouldn't want to BROWbeat a new contender to the world of puns, would you? After all this competEYEtion could be over in a the blink-of-an-eye if that were the case- and though I'd rather turn the other CHEEK, who NOSE if I could FACE backing down from such a riling- or should I say, REYELING, challenge.

My friend only today messaged me, "OH MY- WHAT THE HELL DO YOU SEE? IT'S WHITE AND GOLD!" I laughed at her for a long time, asked her how she got her internet explorer to run so much faster than normal, and then laughed at her some more. I don't know the address of her rock, no.

EYE'll have you know EYE made three. EYE only meant to say that EYE'm really trying very hard to LOOK at the assEYEnment from a different point of VIEW, in fact, if we could get rEYEght to the centre of the issue, Tear-cher, what's your VISION for this task? I'm feeling rather BLIND as to the end goal of this work!
*passes out from the puns*

DING DONG the WICKED WITCH is deeeeaaad!

Who says we're deathcore? So far we have two violins and a french horn alone.

Now, not_illuminati, you sort of sunk to his/her level a bit there. Whovians unite all the same, though.

And then we strew them around the place to mark our territory

Morelli, did you forget to read the terms and conditions again?
And I can sing and violin too, we can sing in three parts now :)

But then you'd have to have all the children you wanted by age 18. And sex during that time would be *clears throat* in terms of... mess..

... How are your feels holding up?

Eye dunno, but I reckon if we banded together as fellow pupils of the school of puns we could see a different side of this issue.

(I am a female, Rose. :D)
*comes back into room* How long was I away? Is it the Dumblemorn?

Dumblesnore. I'm out.
*heads to Dumbledoor*

Don't worry. I too watch MLP and yes, the internet wants to kill our fandom because certain.... cretins... *coughs* Took a certain rule *cough, rule 34, cough* a bit TOO seriously. Ruined the world's opinion of the fandom itself for everyone, in my opinion. *sighs and puts on pony ears* Want to binge seasons one through four? New season this Spring! (or Autumn, for me).

Rule three... hundred... and... ninety... four. *looks pointedly at Harry and Ron*

Oh thank you. :)

I'm sedretining this post.

Slip? I thought you were supposed to slip on Banana peals! *crickets chirp*
Okay, okay, that was shameful. I'll go to the corner now.

I didn't know alternate accounts were allowed.