Enigma

one_unknown_enigma


“I'm not strange, weird, off, nor crazy, my reality is just different from yours." (Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland & Through the Looking-Glass)

— Enigma Report User
Growing Up 20 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
*glances nervously around, blushes as I hide stuffed bear behind my back*
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Book Nightclub . . . I need this in my life. 13 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
*slowly tilts head to one side* Wow, you sure are up with the times.
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Forest ocean 21 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
*grabs it* NOOOOOOO. BOOK PROMPT IS MIIIIIIINE.
*never writes it*
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Can't stop laughing 6 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
It's a compliment to you and an insult to them.
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School had me like 9 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
Smooth.
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Something to remind yourself of every night 12 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
*primes can of bugspray* Hold still.
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She's Probably Talking About The People She Trapped In Her Basement 9 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
Good on the newspaper editor for keeping that in XD
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Manhole cover in Wiesbaden, Germany 17 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
{Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh don't let them know}
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Nice one Dale, Nice one 13 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
I'm laughing too hard.
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Dont blame others for what they cant control 13 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
I'd do anything to help the people in my life suffering from mental illess. The horrible thing is I can't do anything or make a difference. But that doesn't mean I won't stop trying.
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When you put on clothes that just came out of the dryer. 7 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
I don't know what the hell this gif is but I'm going to like it anyway
Time to go to bed
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Whoa 11 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
*slowly leans backwards away from screen further and further at this headcannon that I hadn't heard*
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Me... Every. Single. Time. 11 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
The slow motion is killing me. I think I've been staring at this for a good 30 seconds now.
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What a smart kid... 4 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
I hope not (though your username is brilliant).
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This image can be a cool album cover 22 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
*badmntss* Wow, that play on words was /on fire/
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this lady...nope. 7 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
Pick up your special edition of Rainbow Road Blue Shell Mario Kart today, right beside Monopoly in the 'Ruins Relationships' aisle.
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This is a Concept Violin. 28 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
*raises conductor baton to the sky*
It went OK 6 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
Yeah she is a bit. :) But usually she's pretty cool.
so accurate 4 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
*visibly tries very hard not to throw a deerstalker party*
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This is a Concept Violin. 28 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
*bursts through doors* Guys can we start an FS violin and viola club?
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It went OK 6 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
I tried to tell this joke to my chemistry teacher. She said:
"But it would be KO, because the metal is always written first."
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4 assholes, 1 car park 28 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
Carpark, noun: A place to park cars.
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Ah Funsubstance, such a magical place... 7 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
No clue. That screenshot's been hanging around my desktop for ages.
Kanye West wants this photo removed from the Internet 11 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
One good turn deserves another. Ahem.
SO YOU WANNA BE A MASTER OF
KANYE WEST!
DO YOU HAVE THE SKILLS TO BE
KANYE BEST!?
I wanna take the ultimate West,
Find the courage to be douche, (Kanye West!)
To Kanye all and not forget,
Kanye's better than you!
I wanna Kanye, no one's been
as Westward of the crowd,
Learn Kanye to take command,
Use the Kanye that's in the West.
Oh hey!
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I don't tell you how to live your life! 8 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
Ha. Okay. In Aus we have tests called NAPLAN and apparently they use the same font.