one_unknown_enigma
“I'm not strange, weird, off, nor crazy, my reality is just different from yours." (Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland & Through the Looking-Glass)
— Enigma Report User
*flips over desk* Who's with me? 43 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 9 years ago
I can sing. And violin is a thing, violins can be emo too.
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Best idea ever candidate? 13 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 9 years ago
*looks at buildings* It's the Gold Coast.
*looks at sashes* Yep, Gold Coast.
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*looks at sashes* Yep, Gold Coast.
This is easily the biggest lie on the internet 6 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 9 years ago
"I have read the terms and conditions."
"I am at least 13/16/18 years of age."
*cough cough*
.... I actually do read the terms and condit...
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"I am at least 13/16/18 years of age."
*cough cough*
.... I actually do read the terms and condit...
Before & after. Wet and dry animals 41 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 9 years ago
*nods* *shiftily glances from side to side* There's a drop bear nest in the gum tree down the road, I'm trying to use camoflauge to avoid them but... it's only a matter of time...
Before & after. Wet and dry animals 41 comments
SPN 5 comments
How not to land your glider! 8 comments
It's a showdown 18 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 9 years ago
I want to meet all these people in real life.
Some people are cooler than I will ever be.
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Some people are cooler than I will ever be.
Mycroft 12 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 9 years ago
*looks down at scale* *sniffles*
You always say the most horrible things. Always.
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You always say the most horrible things. Always.
:P 5 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 9 years ago
I started laughing immediately. Luckily this piece of shit's already doused in cold water. Because burn.
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Hogwarts and Disney 11 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 9 years ago
*leans forward* Are you serious? Are your childhood-senses not tingling? Let's just say... it means no worries.
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Out of all the perfectly timed photos, this one trips me out the most 12 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 9 years ago
And at last I see the light,
And it's like the fog has lifted-
And it's f*cking terrifying.
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And it's like the fog has lifted-
And it's f*cking terrifying.
I would cry 14 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 9 years ago
*sniffs disdainfully* *mutters* Potter. My father will hear about this.
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Before & after. Wet and dry animals 41 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 9 years ago
*slams the door to Australia, panting* I TRIED TO WARN YOU PEOPLE.
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Mycroft 12 comments
When people text the wrong number 4 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 9 years ago
... I don't understand why the amount of 'lol's were necessary, to be honest.
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"Hey Tim, go try the lion." 21 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 9 years ago
*takes a bow* *turns around and points pistol at the animators* That is just... VERY dissapointing... *sniffs*
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Lie down, try not to cry... 13 comments
Patrick 10 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 9 years ago
Ahhhh, wombats... Cuddly, excavators, and freaking dangerous. I'm glad at 27 he's cuddly so we can take care of him :)
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