Enigma

one_unknown_enigma


“I'm not strange, weird, off, nor crazy, my reality is just different from yours." (Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland & Through the Looking-Glass)

— Enigma Report User
This is 100% true 61 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
Sorry to shoudler into the conversation but- Spodermen! Fellow SA citizen!
This is 100% true 61 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
*whispers* In that context it would be 'properly'....
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This is 100% true 61 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
I never say 'mate' at all.
*nyooom*
Did you hear that? It was the joke going over your head.
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Mother? 23 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
*takes deep breath* I've never seen this. *builds a barricade and hides behind it*
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Bendarul Cumberotter 9 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
I thought it said "Beautiful Cumberotter" The first time.
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This is 100% true 61 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
It depends on the emphasis, mate.
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Oh Snap, America 79 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
The UK made Sherlock and Doctor Who...
Haha, all Australia has is Neighbours and Home and Away. Which I don't even watch. Never the less:
WITH GOLDEN SOIL AND WEALTH FOR TOIL
A Rainbow Lorikeet, found in coastal regions across northern and eastern Australia 14 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
We do indeed. :) Especially in the parklands.
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At least Eeyore has that going for him 11 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
Which is not usually Eeyore's strong suit.
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Hard work is so over 2 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
... Well if it helps, I can procrastinate like it's nobody's business.
Can I have a job where they pay me to exist now?
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Gotta love Adventures of George Washington! 3 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
Asscravats is now my absolute favourite insult. Hands down. This is an addition to my permanent, everyday vocabulary.
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Interviewing everyone's upstairs neighbors 2 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
Not available in my country. *narrows eyes* It's Australia, not Narnia.
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*flips over desk* Who's with me? 43 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
*hands out sheet music* *runs to front of the stage* *grabs microphone* FIVE SIX SEVEN, ELEVEN!
*chords start to play*
It was late one night on the All Page,
in a Tumblr-screenshot post,
And amidst the likes and comments,
Gathered the FS Musos...
*dramatically points at triangle and it dings* *chords stop abruptly* *awkwardly coughs and stops singing*
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*flips over desk* Who's with me? 43 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
We can totally use a French Horn, Morelli, we're emos, it's Alternative music.
The Funsubsters. I like it.
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Choir Fights 16 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
I'm joking I love the viola section please don't hurt me.
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Choir Fights 16 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
What's the difference between a violin and a viola?
Violas burn longer.
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Best idea ever candidate? 13 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
That would be the Aussie weather.
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*flips over desk* Who's with me? 43 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
*gives a microphone to Katniss* VIVE LA REVOLUTION.
*gives a string-players' highfive to rebecca* VIVE LA ORCHESTRA!
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*flips over desk* Who's with me? 43 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
*hands over a triangle and dinger very solemnly*
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*flips over desk* Who's with me? 43 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
Yay! I mean uh- *looks into distance through rain-soaked window* The true meaning of life can be found through music...
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Ba ram ewe 8 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
Sheep be true.
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An equal end 31 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
I was about to give a sciency reply to your second comment, glad to know you're joking.
Dont diee ;-; 14 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
But the Doctor lives on. Even if he doesn't like the colour of his kidneys.
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Never Trust A Duck 10 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
Oh god it's back, run, run from Karl, King of Ducks.