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“I'm not strange, weird, off, nor crazy, my reality is just different from yours." (Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland & Through the Looking-Glass)

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Bbq done right 33 comments

one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago

OH MY GOD HAVE I FOUND ANOTHER FAN?!

SHARK! 4 comments

one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago

*jaws theme starts accelerating*

Bbq done right 33 comments

one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago

Garden of Unearthly Delights! I went, yes, and it was good. Food was unreasonably expensive (as per always). I saw a band called Axis of Awesome do a show, they're a comedy band.

She's pretty underrated 9 comments

one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago

Aaaand continuing from another post, she lied straight up to Voldemort's face about Harry's death. She must have been an amazing practitioner of Occulumency.

Not me haha 9 comments

one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago

Deathfox's relationship goals never cease to make me smile :)

Bbq done right 33 comments

one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago

Also from Adelaide and I WAS INVITED I saw this at the Fringe! :D

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*flips over desk* Who's with me? 43 comments

one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago

*hoists you back up* We're all in this together.

...f*ck yeah! 25 comments

one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago

Second last picture is Elsa's coronation robes. Second last person is little genderbent Kristoff and Sven. Second last fandom is Esmerellda from the Hunchback of Notre Dame.

This is 100% true 61 comments

one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago

I am NOT.
*whispering* We're the pride of South Austral- *clamps hands over mouth*
I must win you back! And I think I know how... Ahem ahem.
WE'VE GOT THE POWER TO WIN. POWER TO RULE. COME ON. PORT ADELAIDE AGRESSION. (Come on, you know you know the words...)

Murder of Crows 12 comments

one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago

Nope, that's actually the collective term. A pride of lions, a murder of crows, a herd of cows.

Where did you come from where did you go 17 comments

one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago

I hadn't seen High School musical till a few weeks ago and I'm a teenager!
*awkwarder silence*
MILDLY DOMESTICATED FELINES!

For those people who want to go to mars, this is how it really is 18 comments

one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago

WE SHOULDN'T GO TO OTHER PLANETS WE SCREWED THIS ONE UP ALREADY. WE HAVE A MORAL DUTY NOT TO GO BECAUSE OF THE DAMAGE WE MADE.
*tears hair out*

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*flips over desk* Who's with me? 43 comments

one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago

*joins in* *random dance duet*

...f*ck yeah! 25 comments

one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago

Oh /wow/. That... no, wow... I don't think he needs more crazy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3NoDEu7kpg

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This is 100% true 61 comments

one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago

Her username is Anonymous Hobbit :) We're best friends in real life. That soggy Tim Tam.

...f*ck yeah! 25 comments

one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago

Cruella De Vil, Cruella De Vil, if she doesn't scare you, no evil thing will...

oh 12 comments

one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago

*stops dead*
It what?

This is 100% true 61 comments

one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago

HOBBIT. How DARE you go around, coming into MY comment thread, spreading rumours that I'M not a murderer. *tuts* for SHAME.

Segway gladiator 12 comments

one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago

*only. You meant the ONLY way to ride a segway.

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If only all professors had a sense of humor 3 comments

one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago

That's not written by any sane English teacher. 'I'm' is missing a capitolised 'i' and an apostrophe. It bothers me and I'm a student.
There also should be a comma after 'life' I think, because "I'm about to save your lives" is an independent clause. And it would be 'lives' not 'life'.
*coughs*
Okay, I think I'm done. *throws 'killjoy' sparkles and disappears*

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World's Quietest Room You Say? 29 comments

one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago

"The silence is so maddening it can cause hallucinations."

Mind blown 57 comments

one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago

Okay as an Australian, what the hell actually IS Marshmallow Fluff?

Band T-Shirts Too 19 comments

one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago

*pointedly takes TARDIS printed bag to a new class where I don't know anyone* *not one person says anything*
True story.

Two Types of People 16 comments

one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago