To Quote TFOIS:
"AUTHOR'S NOTE:
This is not so much an author's note as an author's reminder of what was printed in a small type a few pages ago: This book is a work of fiction. I made it up.
Neither novels nor their readers benefit from attempts to divine whether any facts hide inside a story. Such efforts attack the very idea that made-up stories can matter, which is sort of the foundational assumption of our species.
I appreciate your cooperation in this matter."
Yes, I did just get my copy and type that out, because yes, John Green was fantastic, absolutely fantastic, but I don't believe the book is about "teaching" us anything. We don't read it because of any "lessons" hidden in it. We read it because Hazel Grace Lancaster and Augustus Waters suffered beautifully, and we count ourselves privileged to know their story. The story is the story, not a lesson, not a teaching, just their story. And it was an amazing one.

*hugs you guys*
*holds out box of tissues through tears*
*sobs*

Did you read it or see it first?

Really? Really? You're going to take this post and say that? Honestly...

Ok... Ok....
*sob*
Ok... Not your type of movie... I get it...
*whispers to friends*
(this one doesn't have a soul...)
Joking, joking. I get it that some people didn't find it sad... the movie isn't half as sad as the book... But anyway, if it wasn't your type of movie, it wasn't your type of movie.
*breaks into sobs*
BUT I CRIED!

This is one of the truest things I've heard all day.

No, sarcasm is one of my best friends, but with the average intelligence of people on the world wide web in today's society this was almost believable. What I think is hilarious is that there are some thick people out there who would actually believe the post (the one in the picture) and probably commented on it...

It better be.

Yes. Yes she is.

We have fossils. There are timelines of our evolutionary paths.

I don't understand why this got downvoted. I am actually giving an opportunity to kill the stereotype, JUST IN CASE anyone was interested...

Me and gandalf_the_grey, who are friends in real life, went with another friend. I planned on bringing a bow of tissues, but we didn't have any, so I grabbed a full roll of toilet paper and a plastic bag for rubbish. My ideas usually suck, but this one worked surprisingly well. The roll was almost half gone by the end...

*looks at snipersinposition shiftily*
You... You should be quiet now...

Escaping the friendzone with flying colours... Nice. So happy for you buddy.

I know, right?
I haven't read the bible or Charles Darwin's book...
I believe that if god gives you strength, find strength in god.
If science keeps you steady, be steady with science.
Or be strong, steady and flexible, and keep an open mind.

Oh My God. Seriously, Sherlock? Tell me the story!

YOU ARE EVIL.