Enigma

one_unknown_enigma


“I'm not strange, weird, off, nor crazy, my reality is just different from yours." (Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland & Through the Looking-Glass)

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"Do you want to build a snowman?" put through Google translate 25 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
She tried to do it that way for the video...
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"Do you want to build a snowman?" put through Google translate 25 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
That's what matters. It's a singing video.
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So accurate. 5 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
Well... I'm off to exercise... you know, my favourite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch... it's called lunch.
There, happy?
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"Do you want to build a snowman?" put through Google translate 25 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
Honestly? This girl has a beautiful voice AND she's quite pretty as well, and has taken time out of her day to do this so that we might laugh for a bit. And all you have to say is "She's ugly"?
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"Do you want to build a snowman?" put through Google translate 25 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
It's just... so... beautiful....
*tear*
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So accurate. 5 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
I shall use this phrase at every possible opportunity.
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Yes, Unfortunately 9 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
Moffat actually isn't that bad... When you compare. Well, except for this one:
That awkward moment when Steven Moffat introduces a crazy important character by killing her off in her first episode. And then proceeds to write or the epic love she has for the doctor and a brilliant yet heartbreakingly tragic backstory. Only to end on the fact that she was dead already all this time.
DAMMIT. MOFFAT KILLED RIVER SONG.
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Just girly things 18 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
Yeah, sorry ihavecookies, but I actually did not understand what you said... sorry...
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It's Not a Look. It's a Lifestyle 29 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
THAT IS NO EXCUSE. And, you know, stereotypes are bad. And all that. But honestly, smoking is worse! He is literally giving his money to a company in exchange for an addiction and a chance to acquire cancer, all neatly packaged up in a 5cm roll of paper and dried leaves. GAH. WHY?!
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It's true I have VERY high standards 22 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
Thank you very much.
*bows with a flourish*
Nice Guys only finish last if they never fully enter the race...
(By the way, thank you so much for saying that the fandom way. Much appreciated :D)
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you choose your fate 17 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
I didn't choose the fandom life, the fandom life sent monsters to kill me, and I was told by a centaur that one of my parents was a god.... it was a busy day.
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Awesome cups 23 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
And now, with the new and improved Lego Mug, your feet can not only step on lego, but can also trip over the cylindrical shape!
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Awesome cups 23 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
I know... if there is lego within a 10 m radius, rest assured, you WILL step on it. Every time.
That's a guarantee!
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Yes, Unfortunately 9 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
I blame all of them. As I've said before, I think that for writers, series finales go something like this:
"Oh, LOOK! We're at the end! Everything's about to be over... That's a shame. Well... Won't be needing these anymore. If I can't have them, no one can. KILL THEM ALL! Well... except for the main character. He/She can stay and sob for a while... just like the readers... *rubs hands together and cackles*"
No, I joke, but some people just didn't need to die...
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Awesome cups 23 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
Feet:
A device for finding lego in the dark
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Yes, Unfortunately 9 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
I laughed and then I cried...
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you choose your fate 17 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
I didn't choose the Fandom life, I followed the Fandom life down a rabbit hole...
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you choose your fate 17 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
I didn't choose the Fandom life, the fandom life said,
"Hi! I'm Captain Jack Harkness."
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you choose your fate 17 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
I didn't choose the Fandom life, the Fandom life told me I was going to Divergent or Factionless...
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It's true I have VERY high standards 22 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
I think personally that this whole concept is ridiculous. If the girl who has you friend zoned is smart and has a beautiful heart and all the things you look for, then make a move, but if it was her looks that had you being nice or you now realize that she is shallow, move on and look for other people, because she won't notice you.
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It's true I have VERY high standards 22 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
I agree that some girls are stupid and don't pick up that their guy friend is trying to make it a more serious relationship, but honestly, all this talk of the friend zone annoys me. The girl who has "friend zoned" you has no obligation to make this relationship any more than it is, and the girl is not a mind reader. If the guy doesn't make his feelings clear, he is not the victim, he is the cause. However, to reiterate, I know that some girls are blind to that sort of thing, but I believe that these are the sort of girls always on the hunt for a man. Relationships should be precious, and dating is actually to find a person you're going to love for the rest of your life, and I think the modern glamorization of dating as some sort of game is very inaccurate. But some girls buy into that game, and here we have it. Guys are friend zoned to the girl they want, because she has known him longer and in this game, fresh meat is best.
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It's true I have VERY high standards 22 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
Smitty, if I was going to date a guy, I'd date a guy who said stuff like that...
You give me hope for future relationships.
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Oh fun, we're going to die 6 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
Thanks for that :)
Awesome cups 23 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
I HAVE the TARDIS mug... Sadly, the tea is limited... I think once you fill the swimming pool, that's as much as it can hold...
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Awesome cups 23 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
Haha... BUY BUTTON.
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